"omg have you ever heard of this mysterious eldritch creation known as johnathan yu"
"literally slayed yessssss preach uwu owo"
"literally slayed yessssss preach uwu owo"
by Naur1 December 24, 2022
Get the johnathan yumug. by Special guy ;) March 16, 2022
Get the Johnathan prayermug. Johnathan Dowe does not exist. He never has existed. If you know of anyone named Johnathan Dowe, please report to your local Anomalous Entity Containment Center and Anomalous Entity Encounter Rehabilitation Facility.
Anomalous Entity #08375: Johnathan Dowe (JD8375)
Rehabilitation Patient #4780931 (R4780931)
Research Intern #37 (RI37)
RI37: "So how did you know JD8375?"
R4780931: "Johnny had been my neighbor for years. We had barbecues, and lite fireworks..."
RI37: "You ingested food provided by JD8375?"
R4780931: "Is that a bad thing?"
SILENCE
R4780931: "What's in this water? It tastes different from... the..."
RI37: "Okay, time to fill that civilian fatality incident report."
Rehabilitation Patient #4780931 (R4780931)
Research Intern #37 (RI37)
RI37: "So how did you know JD8375?"
R4780931: "Johnny had been my neighbor for years. We had barbecues, and lite fireworks..."
RI37: "You ingested food provided by JD8375?"
R4780931: "Is that a bad thing?"
SILENCE
R4780931: "What's in this water? It tastes different from... the..."
RI37: "Okay, time to fill that civilian fatality incident report."
by MiserableFuck April 6, 2022
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by shit yourself now August 26, 2023
Get the johnathanmug. A: Yo, you hear about Johnathan Chen?
B: Yea, he failed his test right?
A: Yea, but like he's pretty hot
B: Yea, he failed his test right?
A: Yea, but like he's pretty hot
by Magnolian November 18, 2021
Get the Johnathan Chenmug. A emo kid who has hair down to his feet and has a crush on elsa from frozen. He also likes big black dick in his ass
by Evan Roten December 6, 2019
Get the Johnathan Carltonmug. by peepeepoopoochat December 2, 2023
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