A beautiful and smart guy, who impress girls with his giant penis.
Every one likes him because of his inteligence.
Every one likes him because of his inteligence.
Boy: Hi my name is Vincent, i am a friend of Johannes Ohrem!
Girl: You know Johannes?
Boy: Yes! Wanna go out for dinner?
Girl: No! but could you tell Johannes, my name?
Boy: määä! as you wish!
Girl: You know Johannes?
Boy: Yes! Wanna go out for dinner?
Girl: No! but could you tell Johannes, my name?
Boy: määä! as you wish!
by johannes1608n November 8, 2017
Get the Johannes Ohremmug. A type of person who loves to share Hentai with others, despite nobody likes it or wants it to be shared with them.
He can also be an extremely annoying asshole if you don't add him into your Hangouts group in fear of him spamming Hentai.
If he is not allowed to join you in a game, he will find your server and will grief until you quit the game out of frustration.
He has many friends who are just like him and will gang up on you to do his bidding.
If you see a Johannes make sure you trust him before you invite him to your Hangouts.
He can also be an extremely annoying asshole if you don't add him into your Hangouts group in fear of him spamming Hentai.
If he is not allowed to join you in a game, he will find your server and will grief until you quit the game out of frustration.
He has many friends who are just like him and will gang up on you to do his bidding.
If you see a Johannes make sure you trust him before you invite him to your Hangouts.
#Johannes
by DapperIlluminatist June 7, 2018
Get the Johannesmug. <.7.9.7.6.>Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Three Thousand Miles To Graceland...No Blue Prints...I Never Stop...I Smack Her Back No Sebastian Johann Bach...If She Is Greased Up...Down And Alone Is The Sunflower Deed...Right...I Went Left To Start...I Will Not Stop<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Joho is a type of tall, thin, freckly, shy boy who is desperately in love with one of his friends. He RUDELY deletes quizzes of beautiful sexy girls who took him under her wing. And then DOESNT APOLOGIZE😱 (rude amirite).
They can shake their irises for some reason and never talk about their private life. Joho's been through some stuff, and may or may not have some daddy issues. Also a tad bisexual. Admittedly bad handwriting.
Wears the same two hoodies year-round. Experts believe under the tough, walled exterior is a sweet boy who likes Minecraft and just wants to have a nice time.
They can shake their irises for some reason and never talk about their private life. Joho's been through some stuff, and may or may not have some daddy issues. Also a tad bisexual. Admittedly bad handwriting.
Wears the same two hoodies year-round. Experts believe under the tough, walled exterior is a sweet boy who likes Minecraft and just wants to have a nice time.
Gay guy 1: "omg that's a twink"
Gay guy 2: "name's johannes and idek if he's gay"
That one girl: "He's so adorable! Strawberry boy!"
Slay
Gay guy 2: "name's johannes and idek if he's gay"
That one girl: "He's so adorable! Strawberry boy!"
Slay
by AleksIsSlaying August 17, 2022
Get the Johannesmug. This is a kind of girl who has a random sense of humour, usually a lot of friends and is very flirtatious. She is the type who will snatch your boyfriend right up from under your nose and then act like she did nothing wrong. Johanne's are usually the type to be involved in dance or some other kind of sport related thing, and are usually considered to be quite pretty. Other girls can be quite bitter towards Johanne's however, because of their reputation as being a man eater and are sometimes unfaithful. They are goofy but somehow womanly at the same time.
by fruitmatser February 24, 2019
Get the Johannemug. .
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025
Get the A Back To Back To Back Ginger Ale Back Smack (Bachlut) By Johann Sebastian Bachmug. A tall, skinny and well dressed guy that you might not fall in love with at first, but at second sight. He is handsome, but not in an ordinary way. It may take some time for others to realise how beautiful he actually is. But after a while, he makes everyone absolutely obsessed with him.
He is outgoing, interesting and might appear a little weird. But that only contributes to his complex personality.
With him, you are never bored. But be careful, he likes to play.
He is outgoing, interesting and might appear a little weird. But that only contributes to his complex personality.
With him, you are never bored. But be careful, he likes to play.
by Hamletthesecond June 19, 2023
Get the Johannesmug.