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jockin

starting a problem or fusing an argument/bad situation.
scene: a car accident just took place at a mall.

man 1:i'm sorry, look i have my insurace company, i can pay to have your car fixed up, and hey while i'm at it why don't we go and have some coffee while we wait for the tow truck, huh?

woman: i have my insurance too, i have 21century

man 1: me too!

woman: oh! so it'll be easier than i thought and thank you for your offer to pay for this i couldn't afford to fix it up.

man 2: OH SHITTT NIGGGA!!!! LIKE WHAT DA FUCK!!! this BITCH NIGGA just to' (tore) yo ca (car) UP!!! dAMN i'd HATE to be you bitch, cuz god damn...

woman: oh there's no probl....

man2: bitch ,wtf do you mean??? loook at this shit, you need to fuk this nigga up, see over there, next to the trees, they got some loose bricks, go 'head pick some up and hit em with it, it'll make you feel better i garantee!!

woman: no really i'm just..

man2: 'eyy!!!! lady you needs to chill it, stop taking yo anger out on me, kick THAT (points to man 1) NIGGAS ASS. shit if i were you!
(man 2 walks off)
crowd: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!!!!!! snap!! look at that, she just gone let him get away with that!?!?!?

woman nervous under pressure slaps man 1 and walks off,

MAN 1: WTF 'man 2' you are JOCKIN!
and so are you woman
by i've seen no progress! November 2, 2011
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jockin

Beating someone really badly in a sport, fight, or verbal insult.
Clemson was jockin on USC every year from 1896-2007.
by Fhriss March 24, 2008
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jocking

Trying to get with your best friends girlfriend.
Originates from Georgia
J is trying to jock Tom's girl
by Crontab March 7, 2005
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jockin

To be totally rocking or excelling at something.
I just made a perfect burger. I'm totally jockin!!
by ueq#it October 5, 2010
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jockin my jockstrap

a noisy mutha%$#$, someone always clockin you, someone peepin' you, just down right %$!@# inquisitive...
"Stop mutha$!@#$ jockin' my jockstrap", as she told her old man while he was peeping into her drawers.
by Getrich83 December 13, 2003
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jocking

Pretending that you don't like someone when you do like them. i.e, on someone's jock
Allisa is always jocking Chris, but everyone knows he don't like her.
by Keidra June 25, 2007
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Jockin' On It

In Xbox Live-
To "Tea Bag" someone after killing them, or to kill them in a way that is humiliating.
You- "I just jocked on him!"

or

"Look dude, I'm jockin' on it! (Or Jockin' on him"

In some instances as well, "Thoroughly Jocked" may be used if the jocking is beyond sufficant.

Also

"Lookit him jockin' like a jocker!"

This term pioneered by Soulja Boy Tell 'Em and Xbox Live's "Clan Jockers"
by Shyru March 31, 2008
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