jazz

The past tense of jizz or jizzum, this word is comonly misused by people who think it is music, needless to say some one is wrong!

Oh shit I forgot to clean up my jazz on the floor OH NO!

by Kermit DA frog October 7, 2006

jazz

to throw to some one out a front door. Also to be thrown to be jazzed, or in action, jazzing

ie: yo, if homie doesn't chill im jazz that nigga.

will: uncle phil quit with the jazzing jazz

by matty shred April 21, 2011

jazz

cool, neat, hip, nifty, rockin, rad, etc.

Yo man, that's jazz.

by jangsta January 27, 2004

Jazz

Discordant, self-indulgent, masturbatory dross which passes for music.

Very popular with social workers, schoolteachers and other half-educated semi-professionals with a desire to sound sophisticated and multicultural.

Jazz fans will usually inform you that they like jazz, without you having to enquire.

Hi, I'm Simon, I'm cool, like jazz.

by Duke of Wellington July 9, 2004

jazzing

another word for cummin

i like jazzing on girls faces. hahaha

by greg dowse May 16, 2007

Jazz

A shortened, code version of the phrase, "EAT YA ASS!!!". One must say the previous words in quotes very fast to transform this beautiful act into "Jazz". Often a code used by guys in reference to surrounding woman who may be privileged of receiving a good old fashioned "Jazzin".

For example...

Money Mike: "Sup baby you lookin to JAZZ tonight?"

Stupid Dunk Bitch: "Haha! You are soooo funny! OMG!!! I just smoked the wrong end of a cigarette!"

Money Mike: "Oh man I just wanna grab dem big u'll butt cheeks and JAZZ witch ya all night...just dont fart bitch."

by Rizzob!!! October 13, 2009

Jazz

1. to go some where
2. look sharp

1. I'm going to jazz over to the club in a minute

2. You got all jazzed up tonight!

by crass auto May 19, 2004