Jackwang

Fucking a male donkey up the ass giving it a fish blow

Your a jackwang

by Rhysand January 28, 2018

the jaceman!

perhaps the sexiest man alive, but also the fourth largest queer. once seen eating his own detachable penis, the jaceman! is never a bore. pros: sexy bod, lady skills, herpes. cons: bad breath, fblp, herpes.

one time the jaceman! and myself were shooting craps. i says to the jaceman!, "hey, the jaceman!, wtf?" the jaceman! replies, "huh?" and i shot him

by dp April 5, 2005

Jackmonkeyfuck

All access term for masturbation, a boner, an orgasm, or ejaculation. (Male or Female term)

Bob got an epic boner in class so he had to crawl into his locker and jackmonkeyfuck.

(Or: Bob got an epic jackmonkeyfuck in class so he had to crawl into his locker and masturbate.)

Her mom is too fat to get any, so she spends all day jackmonkeyfucking.

He told me he got a hot slut last night and jackmonkeyfucked all over her face.

I watched my girlfriend jackmonkeyfuck last night.

by Zadion October 23, 2009

jackmaster

a person who can jack mad things like weed papers and blunt raps and dip and fuckin mad munchies

james nettnay is the jackmaster but kevin w**d is not

by james nettizle December 10, 2006

jackmar

A way of calling someone a jackass, without using the same word.

Sasha can be such a jackmar when she rips off your dick and feeds it to a donkey

by OscarTheSunBear December 11, 2013

Jackfanny

someone who is dumber than a jackass but smarter than a box of rocks
-dipshit
-wanker
-flakey moron
-nitwit

Watch that jackfanny blow leaves into the neighbor's yard.

As usual, that jackfanny has no clue what the fuck he's doing.

by pink petunia June 12, 2011

The Jaceman!

The most taken advantage of guy in all of Missouri. But rightly so considering his always stocked fridge of Mt. Dews and an unhealthy love for FBLP.

Hey The Jaceman!, your printer is out of ink again. What's the deal?

by MarcoPolo April 5, 2005