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Ivory-sure

This two-word term quickly describes the mindset of an entity who is as certain as possible with the obvious possible exception of being mistaken by reason of being human, all members of said species being prone to make mistakes.

The term is derived from the 19th century slogan of Ivory Soap, first sold in 1879 with the taglines "It Floats" and it's "99 and 44/100 Percent Pure."

The strangely precise figure was derived from independent laboratory tests conducted in 1881 that discovered that Ivory soap only contained 0.56% impurities. Impurities in this sense meaning anything other than fat or alkali, the basic content of most soap." So, qualifying any statement with the addition of the term "Ivory-sure" means being as sure as is humanly possible.
"Are you sure that your cousin won't spoil our little party?"
"Ivory-sure, friend. The party is on."
by A. D'Venture July 18, 2023
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cream of ivory

its a creamy substance that ivory colored
did you drink some cream of ivory yesterday?
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ivoried

"You will be fine, i doubt you would get ivoried."
by blikheeeem July 21, 2022
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ivory

A future apex predator in the online video game apex a apex predator is a top 750 player in ranked ivory is also very hot and gets a lot of bitches he mains blood hound and use the plague doctor skin as he slowly watchs the players he elitmates die
Ivory Is so cool i love ivory so much
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