Ivan

He is the sexiest man alive and really sweet and so fuking attractive!!!

totally fukable

by Ivan May 26, 2004

Ivan Fuckalot

One of the most amazing people you'll ever meet.
The greatest french porn buddy.
One of the sexiest men alive.
Totally fuckable.

Ashlee: I love Ivan Fuckalot!

by AshleeHurricane June 22, 2009

ivan

the love of my life the only one i want but can never have..

ivan doesnt even know that i exist

by LovinYou December 28, 2005

Ivan

Ivan Is The Nicest, funniest , Cutest, Sexiest Man you'll ever meet. He is Very Athletic and Is Amazing at Soccer. He Will one day be a professional! Ivan isn't shy but is Very outgoing! The only Time that Hes shy Is when Hes around The Beautiful girl Friend Who he is in Love With! Ivan Is Amazing!!! :*

Ivan is AWESOME!!!

by Cutie3443 October 24, 2012

ivanya

Ivanya is the female version of Ivan. She is the most kindest, sweetest, beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is hardworking and kind. She will stand by you when you need it. She is passionate about who and what she loves however she has a short temper so DONT mess with her. She can curse you out like there is no tomorrow. But she has more of a caring side. There are very few Ivanyas in the world. If you meet an Ivanya, you are lucky. Try to keep her in your life. She trusts very few people. One way of saying she loves you is if she tells you her darkest secrets or if she tells you what’s going on in her life. She loves hearing people talk and letting people open up to her

Ivanya is so pretty

by Summer love153250 October 28, 2018

Ivan-Shit

An Ivan-Shit is the aftermath of eating spicy foods. It is a very painful, irritating, and tedious shit. It has no mercy. Your ass will feel like you ate the spicy food through your ass. Ingesting anything from, Hot Cheetos, Takis, Tapatío, Valentina, Peppers, etc. will initiate an Ivan-Shit in your near future. These shits take from 30 to 60 minutes in the bathroom to fully pass through it. Sometimes, it may even come back a few hours after you took an Ivan-Shit no matter what you eat.

If you eat a bag of Takís, you will have an Ivan-Shit in a few hours.
I ate a Taki-Eloté so I am gonna have an Ivan-Shit.

by Ivan-Shit November 8, 2018

ivanny

The hottest girl ever you would like to keep her. She will be very loyal and would make funny jokes just to put a smile in your face, she’s very good in bed too, she would get so clumsy if her crush is near there most likely initial for the crush to be is either A or F

Ivanny? Ivanny is my girl

by Hot._.me September 25, 2021