The other important British heavy metal band, next to Black Sabbath. They're a decent band, they're not godlike like most fans say, nor do they suck @$$ like the haters claim. Have you ever noticed that all the UD definitions of this band fall on the two extremes of opinion?
I mean, there are the people that drool on the band's shoes, and those that pi$$ on them.
I mean, there are the people that drool on the band's shoes, and those that pi$$ on them.
Iron Maiden uber-fan: OMDG, Iron Maiden rule all!
Iron Maiden non-fan: Noooo, they suck big time!
*they argue*
Reasonable person: Iron Maiden are OK. They good, but not great.
Uber-fan and non-fan both: FAGGOT! Hey, we agree on something!
Reasonable person: *groans*
Iron Maiden non-fan: Noooo, they suck big time!
*they argue*
Reasonable person: Iron Maiden are OK. They good, but not great.
Uber-fan and non-fan both: FAGGOT! Hey, we agree on something!
Reasonable person: *groans*
by Anonymous debunker of religious myths May 18, 2008
Get the Iron Maidenmug. by EggFriedRhys March 14, 2015
Get the Iron Maidenmug. The Best Metal Band of all time. Top 10 best songs would be 1)Blood Brothers 2)These Colors Don't Run 3)Lord of Light 4)Dance of Death 5)The Rainmaker 6)The Clansman 7)The Trooper 8)Aces High 9)Where Eagles Dare 10)Different World
This is obviously excluding The Number of the Beast, Hallowed Be Thy Name and, Rime of the Ancient Mariner.
This is obviously excluding The Number of the Beast, Hallowed Be Thy Name and, Rime of the Ancient Mariner.
by WTF FTW! August 4, 2011
Get the Iron Maidenmug. The coffin like mettle contraption with a womans body on the front. Made of iron with drainage holes in the bottom, it has sharp spikes on the inside. As the device is closed upon someone on the inside, they are pierced many times, and their blood flows out the bottom. This device is currently sued by The Moldman
OMG, The Moldman got him with his Iron Maiden, when the emts got their he didnt have a drop of blood in his body!
by Robert Sturtzen May 2, 2005
Get the Iron Maidenmug. A fake torture weapon supposedly used in the 1600s. It was a vertical coffin designed usually with a face, with spikes on the inside so that when you closed it, the victim would be impaled and bleed out slowly.
by SluggishDevil June 3, 2020
Get the Iron Maidenmug. There are two definitions of Iron Maiden
1. A device of torture where you are placed in a casket with spikes in it and it is closed
2. A kick ass metal band with songs like Number of the Beast and The Trooper
1. A device of torture where you are placed in a casket with spikes in it and it is closed
2. A kick ass metal band with songs like Number of the Beast and The Trooper
by Trexlizzard May 21, 2018
Get the Iron Maidenmug. by The Chocolate Meat November 26, 2020
Get the Iron Maidenmug.