run me my shits

Basically when two people are having a confrontation and one of them wants to fight, they will say "run me my shits". It's a long way around just saying "fight me right now".
Bob fucks Jim's girlfriend*
Bob: Bro I didn't mean to fuck her

Jim: Run me my shits
They proceed to fight*
by The passion of the christ February 5, 2017
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hop off my shit

Basically when you're doing something and someone is being nosy on what you're doing....you are annoyed them so you tell em straight "hop off my shit"
Person one: *takes the remote and starts hitting it on her head
Person two: "what the heck are you doin?!?!!"
Person one: "none of your bees wax!!! hop off my shit!!! Don't worry about me!!!"
by Karaoke1932 March 17, 2016
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You're biting my shit!

Damn Craiggers, you're biting my shit!
by Nic March 16, 2004
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you make my shit itch

the phrase used to express your level of frustration when someone is getting on your nerves or aggravating you.
You are such an idiot, you make my shit itch.
by msn87 December 18, 2012
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i buy most of my shit

"i buy most of my shit" refers to an individual whom buys most of his shit. Using "i buy most of my shit" can also refer to a type of behaviour which is triggered when the individual buys most of his shit.

This term, should never be used to "troll" or "mock" an individual, with only ONE exception:
- If the individual does buy most of his shit, it can not be offensive in any way, therefore it shall be freely used.
"i buy most of my shit"
"I buy most of my Shit"
"IBMOMS"
by Sterling0x1 December 18, 2016
mugGet the i buy most of my shitmug.
Another way to say "i am going to go masturbate", this phrase is used by the male gender
in a series of texts messages it would go like this:

Yo bro wyd?

Im finna strangle my shit

oh shit lmao ttyl
by The Book Of Myron December 11, 2020
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