sixth coffin

kabuto's trump card containing the real madara uchiha
Tony shat bricks,titanium boulders, and steel lards when he saw Madara Uchiha burst from the sixth coffin.
by freddy fred fred fred burger October 13, 2011
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coffin dick

The condition that results after having unprotected sex with hesh ass girls.
"Yo brochief i totally fucked this bitch last night and woke up to find that bitch gave me that coffin dick"
by ibaphomet November 8, 2007
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Cunt Coffin

An insult for someone who's vagina is like a death trap.
by BDawg30301 March 10, 2009
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Coffin Jumper

A person who steals someone else's seat when they get up to go into another room. From the saying, "I hope you jump in my coffin that fast!"
I got up to get a drink, and Christian took my seat. What a coffin jumper!
by 2cargar December 18, 2012
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Coffin varnish

He gave me some of that homemade coffin varnish he drinks. I couldn’t. I had to spit it out into the sink.
by Dawn Chorus May 4, 2020
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coffin boy

A semi-goth. They have black hair, wear black clothes and don't like daylight. They wear trousers that are a couple of sizes too big and hang off their arse. Language is usually restricted to single syllable answers. They don't go out much, hence they communicate with their peers via messengers on the computer. If they do go out, they go to dark places i.e. cinemas.
They don't like being called goths or grebos, they say they are just different.
"Hey coffin boy are you coming out of your cave today."
by Riff Raff May 8, 2007
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coffin varnish

Very strong coffee, especially coffee brewed with Dr. Pepper, caffeinated water, or yesterday's coffee instead of normal tap water. Features may include an oily sheen, a strong chemical aftertaste, some form of cheap alcohol mixed in, or a horrible sense of impending doom after consumption.
I drank coffin varnish to stay awake all through finals week, and now I'm afraid to fall asleep because the walls are breathing.
by rumpuskat July 30, 2009
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