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Lucifer's Cider

The hellish combination of instant powdered hot apple cider mix and "Bling Bling" Blue Raspberry Mad Dog 20/20.
"Sorry I'm late for Jazzercise, I was up all night getting shit-housed on Lucifer's Cider. That shit packs a wallop."
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pineapple cider

Commonly used in a bar to pick up women, a Pineapple Cider is code for A fore-thinking man having eaten an entire pineapple out on the town looking for a swallower.
Man: Hey pretty lady, do you like Pineapple Cider?
Woman: Fuck off creep.
by Pineapple_Dreams May 26, 2019
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Snapple® Cider

Combining vodka and Snapple® Apple Juice Drink together, and passing it off as homemade apple cider.

Not to be confused with Snapple® Cider Vinegar.

Unlike regular apple cider, you get twice the kick and half the hangover when you drink Snapple® Cider.
Brah: "Hey Man, you try that new apple cider in the cans?"
Bruh: "Nah dude, I save my money by buying Snapple® Apple Juice Drink and some Silent Prince Vodka, and just mixing them together."
Brah: "So it's basically a Snapple® Cider, then?"
by friggsy August 27, 2019
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Salty Cider

A Salty Cider is performed the morning after a night of copious cider drinking. Upon waking you find either your partner or nearest willing recipient and proceed to fill their mouth with your steaming, warm, cider urine.
The morning after a furious cider keger, Jill wanted nothing more than to give Jack a Salty Cider.
by Whisky Beard October 12, 2019
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cup of cider

When someone takes a piss in your ass.
After I cam, she asked for a cup of cider.
by Dawsomesauce July 12, 2016
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balloon cider

redneck hard cider made from putting yeast, sugar, and juice inside a jug with a balloon on top and letting it ferment
“hey did you try billybob’s new batch of balloon cider” “oh hell yeah jimmy it sure was tasty”
by Everyyone May 4, 2018
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cider

stop drinking the piss drawer cider boy
by shshhafgaj January 31, 2020
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