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you got brown cabinets

Means you are “less fortunate” than others

It’s honestly dumb🧍🏾 ♀️
Girl:“Eww you got brown cabinets I could never🤢”
Boy:”girl stfu ain’t nun wrong wit brown cabinets😪”
by Justageeker January 9, 2024
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Dissolve the cabinet

To take a dump after an enormously long waiting period, at which point the physical size of one's torso actually shrinks noticeably.
That protest was so long, and the food so rich, that I had to rush home and was forced to dissolve the cabinet.
by tetratrepidation February 19, 2011
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Cabinet Fucker

When someone sticks their dick (Without a condom) in a cabinet and slams the cabinet door on your dick.
Hey step-sis, I'm gonna stick my dick in your cabinet because I'm a cabinet fucker and Lauren left me.
by Lauren's Ex November 12, 2019
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Cabinet dweller

A person who has reached the closest experience to death through deep meditation and find comfort only when inside cabinets. Some cabinet dwellers have gone as far to live there cabinet and stay there for days leaving only when necessary. Some cabinet dwellers are: Obama, Austin Matthews, box, Han solo,...
My friend is a cabinet dweller and i think its kinda cool
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Figured out your spice cabinet

When you've found all their sex buttons.
Baby, you know I've figured out your spice cabinet!
by Ronny 5 March 25, 2017
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Sinner's Cabinet

Prison or a place of confinement especially for lawbreakers. specifically : an institution (such as one under state jurisdiction) for confinement of persons convicted of serious crimes compare jail.
Dude got back from the sinner's cabinet
by MR. Bartholomeow February 1, 2025
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Nutted on the cabinet

by NoNameFucker August 4, 2019
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