by davispunk January 15, 2012
Getting ridiculously high on cocaine, getting Bree Olson to move into your house, demanding a huge pay increase, or some combination thereof. Also one must have been born with tiger blood and Adonis DNA in order to be 'Winning'.
by jumpoutatree March 02, 2011
Well, the transmission's shot, or the head is blown, or it wouldn't start this morning. My car wins! And I lose in this old time-money-inconvenience round. That temperamental, or worse, heap of lemon! You win if you nip the sucker in the bud with a minimum of drama.
by Milt Alwin February 14, 2011
Wins is the common phrase used by small penis individuals who have won a game of Fortnite. The amount of wins a Fortnite player has determines how long there dong is (the more wins, the shorter dong)
by CameronDOTgov June 19, 2018
Charlie Sheen, uh Winning
(used at the end of a phrase to show supremacy for being awesome, sometime proceeded with an "uh" or "duh")
(used at the end of a phrase to show supremacy for being awesome, sometime proceeded with an "uh" or "duh")
by insertfatjokehere March 09, 2011
-noun
1. The act of dominating life in every possible respect (ex: taking more drugs than anybody could survive)
2. An attitude in which you live life with the outlook that "dying is for fools"
3. Completing a task in such a way that you make others look like droopy-eyed armless children in comparison
1. The act of dominating life in every possible respect (ex: taking more drugs than anybody could survive)
2. An attitude in which you live life with the outlook that "dying is for fools"
3. Completing a task in such a way that you make others look like droopy-eyed armless children in comparison
Interviewer: Some are saying you're bipolar
Charlie Sheen: Wow, what does that mean?...I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?
Charlie Sheen: Wow, what does that mean?...I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there. Now what?
by champcharlie March 09, 2011
An ironic declaration that your behavior or life circumstances are an indication of your success, despite obvious failings that prove the contrary.
Charlie Sheen's rampant drug use, hospitalization and rehab for such, patronage of prostitutes, using strippers for child care, getting fired from his job and ranting against anyone who isn't on his side as "trolls," are all examples of how he is better than the average person and, in the game of life, is clearly winning.
by ClearlyLosing March 08, 2011