Australia

The country everyone wants to get out of. No reason for leaving is required as everyone is thinking the EXACT same thing. In fact.. any excuse will do in order to immigrate to a more worthwhile country.

Person 1: I really want to get out of Australia!

Person 2: Doesn't everyone, doesn't everyone?

by Times Tables Are Fun November 2, 2008

Australia

Amazingly this country is not just desert, convicts and kangaroos.

Australia is an ultimately normal place that enjoys the good things in life.

Extreme sports, sports, watching aerobics on telly, beer, sex, fine dining, beach, babes and bongs.

We don't like, poms that whinge, loud mouth Americans, Pauline Hanson, Red Necks, George Bush, Home & Away, Tasmania, Steve Irwin or his dickhead wife.

We are friendly, multiculural and drunk. You don't like it, then get out of the way of my ute.

Australia is one of the only places where people visit just to meet the people that live their

Are their English people that don't whinge?

Are their quiet mouth Americans?

by Eirike May 13, 2005

Australia

The continent/country where everything wants to brutally kill you.

My friend visited Australia last summer. He got bit by 27 snakes, went into shock, got torn in half by an alligator, then finally died from heatstroke.

by Racist Asian May 8, 2018

Australia

It doesn't exist.

Teacher: Name one thing that doesn't exist.
Student: Australia.

by Blinding light 72 October 6, 2020

Australia

A place at the bottom of the earth is is populated with many animals with special adaptations to avoid falling into the sun humans however need to use ground harnesses to avoid falling into the sun and boomerangs to defend against the animals

"have you ever been to Australia?"
"no ground harnesses are too expensive"

by Blipparoni June 2, 2018

Australia

Spiders. Fucking. Spiders

Australia has giant fucking spiders

by -Lighty- March 10, 2019

Australia

Home of kangaroos!

where live the kangaroos? in Australia ...

by Sakebi January 9, 2015