IKEA

An IKEA is a furniture store from Sweden,

IKEA has good food

by Melfan222 April 19, 2024

IKEA

I Know Every Assemble

I am confident of my DIY skills because IKEA.

by AbBygz May 15, 2023

IKEA hand

The claw-like hand cramp you get from assembling IKEA furniture. Distantly related to wankers cramp but less pleasurable.

Dude 1: What's wrong with your hand? Wankers cramp?
Dude 2: Not this time, I've got IKEA hand from putting together that new bookshelf.

by PeterG227 September 6, 2013

ikea roll

When you get sent a location or coordinates and it leads to an IKEA

Person A: “insert location here”
Person B: “Bro don’t look it up, it’s an IKEA roll”
Person C: “Thanks bro, didn’t know where that lead!”

by MercuriX November 1, 2021

Ikea

A idiot on the urban dictionary just makes sense
dumbass

"Ikea stfu"

by cucaracha m March 11, 2023

Ikea

A demon store that is impossible to leave

I'm going to die in ikea

by Ikea furniture September 19, 2020

ikea paradox

when someone you think is gay from first glance but they’re actually straight e.i.: one of those fake people fruits in ikea sets.

but part of you is still in such shock that you still think they have to be gay

dude that girl looks fruity but she’s straight! god dammit the ikea paradox strikes again 😔💔

by floppymommymilkers September 26, 2022