by Someone named Brett July 26, 2011
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To hang a towel from ones erect penis while waiting for the person in the shower to reach for a towel, but results in the person reaching out getting a dick and a towel, and usually results in sex at the end of this dick grabbing experience.
after jane was done showering she reached out for a towel but instead got a towel and johns dick. Jane just got ikea towel racked, and john got laid.
by 8BitOverlord March 9, 2015
Get the ikea towel rack mug.A girl who seems amazing when you see her in a club, but falls to pieces the minute you get her home
Bill: "Did you go home with that girl last night? She looked AMAZING!"
Bob: "Urgh...well, I 'went home' with her. I opened the front door & she started crying because my kitchen was dirty. Then she spent 3 hours cleaning it. Then she gave me a lecture on keeping a clean house 'because our babies will need good hygiene'. When I said 'our babies?', she cried on the floor for another 2 hours"
Bill: "Ikea girlfriend, huh?"
Bob: "Yup"
Bob: "Urgh...well, I 'went home' with her. I opened the front door & she started crying because my kitchen was dirty. Then she spent 3 hours cleaning it. Then she gave me a lecture on keeping a clean house 'because our babies will need good hygiene'. When I said 'our babies?', she cried on the floor for another 2 hours"
Bill: "Ikea girlfriend, huh?"
Bob: "Yup"
by mung_bean January 21, 2016
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Beccy: Wow! your bedroom looks like an IKEA Bedroom! It's so unique!
OR:
Sandra: Ew, an IKEA Bedroom. Why did you do this?
OR:
Sandra: Ew, an IKEA Bedroom. Why did you do this?
by CaptainMalware October 8, 2019
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I went to IKEA yesterday for some candles but after 2 hours I realized I was caught in the damn IKEA SYNDROME
by JD_Ripper April 11, 2023
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Man: "I tried building a apelviken once, me and my girlfriend broke up because of it"
Woman: "what the hell is an apelviken?"
Man: "IKEA furniture"
Woman: "what the hell is an apelviken?"
Man: "IKEA furniture"
by TheBlanket September 22, 2015
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