Ikea Bag

A womans vagina after she has given birth to several children.

4 KIDS! Her undercarriage must be an Ikea Bag.

Ikea Bag by Someone named Brett July 26, 2011

Ikea Flat 

The instance when a person who doesn't mean to be a dick becomes a bonafide dick.

You're acting like an ikea flat.

Ikea Flat by specialtiesguru March 25, 2013

ikea towel rack 

To hang a towel from ones erect penis while waiting for the person in the shower to reach for a towel, but results in the person reaching out getting a dick and a towel, and usually results in sex at the end of this dick grabbing experience.

after jane was done showering she reached out for a towel but instead got a towel and johns dick. Jane just got ikea towel racked, and john got laid.

ikea towel rack by 8BitOverlord March 9, 2015

Ikea Girlfriend 

A girl who seems amazing when you see her in a club, but falls to pieces the minute you get her home

Bill: "Did you go home with that girl last night? She looked AMAZING!"

Bob: "Urgh...well, I 'went home' with her. I opened the front door & she started crying because my kitchen was dirty. Then she spent 3 hours cleaning it. Then she gave me a lecture on keeping a clean house 'because our babies will need good hygiene'. When I said 'our babies?', she cried on the floor for another 2 hours"

Bill: "Ikea girlfriend, huh?"

Bob: "Yup"

Ikea Girlfriend by mung_bean January 21, 2016

IKEA Bedroom 

a compliment or an insult to one's bedroom as it looks modern or unique or if it looks like everybody.

Beccy: Wow! your bedroom looks like an IKEA Bedroom! It's so unique!
OR:
Sandra: Ew, an IKEA Bedroom. Why did you do this?

IKEA Bedroom by CaptainMalware October 8, 2019

IKEA SYNDROME

That moment where you don't know where you are, what time it is, what floor you're on, or how you'll escape.

I went to IKEA yesterday for some candles but after 2 hours I realized I was caught in the damn IKEA SYNDROME

IKEA SYNDROME by JD_Ripper April 11, 2023

ikea furniture

The devils work. Incredibly difficult to pronounce AND put together. Only couples who want to break up will try to build IKEA furniture together.

Man: "I tried building a apelviken once, me and my girlfriend broke up because of it"
Woman: "what the hell is an apelviken?"
Man: "IKEA furniture"

ikea furniture by TheBlanket September 22, 2015