ikea paradox

when someone you think is gay from first glance but they’re actually straight e.i.: one of those fake people fruits in ikea sets.

but part of you is still in such shock that you still think they have to be gay

dude that girl looks fruity but she’s straight! god dammit the ikea paradox strikes again 😔💔

by floppymommymilkers September 27, 2022

IKEA Luxury

Buildings or developments advertised as "luxury" and are nice and modern by appearance, yet are actually made cheaply or of poor quality materials. Often offered for overpriced rents with plenty of additional fees.

Guy: "Man I hate my apartment."
Gal: "Why? It looks so nice!"
Guy: "Yeah but everything breaks so easily, it's just Ikea luxury."

by colevonrich July 13, 2022

living ikea

Living ikea is when all of your furniture is from ikea.

Have you seen James new apartment, I think he is living ikea.

by Xx_mineShafter69_xX December 20, 2021

Ikea Sale

When a man lies down on the couch spreading his legs and putting them onto a table then having the girl give him head.

IM GONNA IKEA SALE YO ASS!!

by tittyfuck1234 January 8, 2009

IKEA Airlines

An airline full of self built planes using confusing instructions

Today you will be flying with IKEA Airlines.

by Rstam May 21, 2019

Ikea flip

The combination of DMT and LSD. Smoking DMT while under the influence of LSD. Effects are confusing, but factory/assembly line-like imagery seems frequently to be a part of the experience.

"Doing the Ikea flip was an interesting experience, but I'm not sure I'm gonna try it again. It's just too weird. Really confusing.

by MrOatmeal May 29, 2019

I’m going to ikea

When you can’t beat Andrew Tate in a push-up competition

Andrew: come on
Kyle: I can’t; I’m going to ikea

by Churty1 August 3, 2022