People called Ian are extremely
intelligent, kind, and sensitive, therefore they need to be preserved.
They usually arise out of some exotic UK village. They are not bald, and they are exquisitely beautiful.
Ians are often tall, with large arms, legs, and other large assets, therefore they are completely cool and confident.
Ian is always descent and
respectful,
best friend ever. Ian can be competitive but that is manageable.
Ian's calmness is undescribable.