People called Ian are extremely intelligent, kind, and sensitive, therefore they need to be preserved.
They usually arise out of some exotic UK village. They are not
bald, and they are exquisitely
beautiful.
Ians are often
tall, with large arms, legs, and other large assets, therefore they are completely cool and confident.
Ian is always descent and respectful, best friend ever. Ian can be competitive but that is manageable.
Ian's calmness is undescribable.