Honkey Swerve

A vehicular maneuver performed when a car in front of you is going too slow.

The honkey swerve involves pulling up directly behind the slow driver, honking very loudly and then swerving around them while accelerating as fast as possible.

This term is often confused with the "Honk and Swerve", which consists of the same movements.

"Marcus, you told me he was an asshole driver but you DIDN'T tell me he did the Honkey Swerve!"

by Brettus July 03, 2006

Honkey Hookup

The politically correct version of "Nigger Rigged".
A blacks attempt to turn the tables on a racist phrase.

A white way of fixing something.

My cappuccino maker broke yesterday, but I was able to put the honkey hookup on it and got a cup of coffee. nigger rignigger rigged

by T-GillS September 05, 2012

honkey or honkette

like nigga but for a white person
honky-a racist name for a white boi
honkette-a racist name for a white gurl

Get outta my way u honky!!!
Get outta my way u honkette!!!

by honey December 26, 2003

honkey tonk

a phrase that has nothing to do with STD's,it is a phrase used to describe a country style

when i go to texas, everyone down there is so honkey tonk, i bought a pair of honkey tonk boots and a honkey tonk hat.

by Anonomous December 06, 2004

honkey donkey

Means White Ass Honkey means white and donkey means ass.

Kiss my honkey donkey

by Josh Watkins April 08, 2005

honkey punch

Any situation or event involving white people that causes frustration or anger. (Derived from the term donkey punch.)

Did you see all that traffic over by the Whole Foods? What a honkey punch...

by Peety Coutts April 27, 2007

honkey dick

Honkey dick means that you have a little or ugly (or both) dick.

Hey ladies! "Yeah?" Hey ladies! "Yeah?" Do you want a guy with an average dick? "Hell no!" "Honkey dick!"

by Papi Chulo 1973 December 11, 2017