hurricane hoarder

Someone who justifies cramming his home full of stuff by saying that it protects his home by weighing it down too much to be blown away in high winds.

Red Green gives humorous lectures about why men like to obtain/save stuff that they never use, but he never mentions the hurricane hoarder as another type of dude who possesses a valid-sounding reason for not re-evaluating. Maybe I should suggest that idea to him.

by QuacksO November 5, 2018

cyber hoarder

When a person by the name of brew doesn’t delete apps on his phone

My hard disc is full..... (boyfriend) what a cyber hoarder!!

by RALPACHEZ July 10, 2018

porn hoarder

Someone who keeps downloading all the porn and even buys extra harddrives to download even more.

Damm that guy just bought 10 * 10TB Drives. He must be a porn hoarder.

by Appel420 November 24, 2019

snack hoarder

The person who always eats all the snacks, and during birthday parties of special events always tries to get two prices of cake.

Hey lets go watch that movie you've been talking about!

Ok sure just don't invite that snack hoarder

Snack hoarder:can I come?

Shit...

by mr mr jellyman May 3, 2018

Photo Hoarder

A person who has a lot of photos on his or her phone that they know they ain’t gonna need, but keep em anyways.

Photo Hoarder

by Soulja Boy is a Drake fangirl April 3, 2020

Hoarder's Dozen

An unnecessarily large collection of any particular thing

A shit-ton

"My uncle Joe has a hoarder's dozen of toilet paper, it was stacked up in his linen closet, floor to ceiling!"

"I just ate a hoarder's dozen of pancakes."

"I would give a hoarder's dozen just to see him again."

by 14pineapples May 12, 2020

Covid Hoarder

Someone who hoards PPE (Personal Protective Equipment in excessive manners.

Dude that asshole stole my only mask! What a Covid hoarder!

by ColoradoGuy375 June 10, 2020