himut

A pedophile. Someone who lusts for young people.

Hess: Matt just flirted with Ruth
Jimmy: Isn't she like 12?
Hess: I told you, he's a total himut.

by TYJelly April 22, 2006

hindu egg crate

Take a dump and "accidentally" forget to wipe, then drop your balls in her eye sockets, and dot her forehead with your brown eye.

He did the hindu egg crate on her last night and she couldn't figure out why it smelled, and why everyone was laughing the next day.

by Hugh.Jazz February 22, 2010

ass hindu

when a guy is behind a girl and sticks his dick in her ass, then flails his arms around, making it look (from the front) that the girl has four pairs of arms, like many Hindu deities.

Timmy gave Jane an ass hindu in a motel room. When the maid walked in, it startled her, because it looked like a naked girl with four arms.

by Stan Kyle Kenny Cartman January 26, 2011

internet hindu

A term coined by Sagarika Ghosh, Indian TV journalist. Right wing Hindus on internet. Most visible as twitter handle. Such users are characterized by their hate for liberals, secular Hindus, Muslims and state of Pakistan. They are fluent in the use of vituperative, abuses, etc. They often worship their mentor Subramaniam Swamy, an Indian law maker whose daughter ran away with a Muslim and in turn spews venom against Muslims.

various twitter handles internet hindu

by Sita Maiyyaa October 4, 2012

hidunno

A faster way of saying "I don't know"

Dude 1: Man, when dem hos gettin' here?

Dude 2: Hidunno!

by hidunno December 27, 2003

Himustian

New religion - that combines the goodness of the three main religions of the world - Hindu - Muslim - Christian - plus all the good there is in any religion ever present!

I am not a Hindu, I'm a Himustian.

We would love to call ourselves Himustians.

Whatever else you can imagine it to be useful for...

by Sophomni March 31, 2010

Himpunzel

An attractive male with well kempt long hair. It can apply to dudes with long, tangly dreads as well as the Fabio type, it just depends on what you're into.

Oh my god Becky, look at that himpunzel. I want to climb that poetic long hair into his brainmeats and see whats inside!

by Grandmother Death December 9, 2010