hetero-flexible

a way of saying "gay" and or "bi-sexual" with humour and wit, sure to disarm even the angriest redkneck bible thumper, or at least make them think so you have time to run

"I'm not gay, im hetero-flexible"

by texasccrazy October 05, 2005

hetero-drexual

A gay guy who makes out with girls when he is drunk.

Wow, I thought Steve was a flaming gay, but he sure likes to make it with girls when he's drunk- I think he's a real hetero-drexual!

by Debi January 21, 2008

hetero-rejection

Getting rejected by the opposite and same sex simultaneously.

He is really suffering from hetero-rejection today.

by Gary Coleman IV June 14, 2008

super hetero

A male who takes another male to pound town in a dominating fashion.

Comes from a theory of “your only
Gay if your on bottom,”

I became super hetero when I took my friend, who is a guy, to pound town.

by Paging Dr. Dick January 07, 2019

Fucking Hetero

Maizie

Lesbian: She's hot!
Morgan: Girlll that's a Maizie !
Lesbian: What's a Maizie ?
Morgan: A FUCKING HETERO !

by Krispsandra February 27, 2018

hetero marriage

A marriage beteen an opposite-sex couple; the traditional union in Abrahamic religions.

Liberals think gay marriage is cool, but religious folks think hetero marriage is cool.

by tory borty December 16, 2012

Hetero-basic

Usually a sexist LGBTQphobic straight man who says basic things and shades every male who's not "manly enough". This type of man only thinks with his dick.

Hetero-basic man: Why is he wearing makeup!? Guess I'm the only man in here...

by AngryBisexual February 21, 2020