roman helmet

While they are passed out, gently and inconspicuously place your fleshy bag on their forehead while carefully laying down your dudemeat down the bridge of their nose in parallel fashion
"Gary passed out, so we all took turns fitting him for a roman helmet"
by BDubbs December 25, 2003
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purple helmet

the head of the penis. location on top of the shaft.
cletus whipped out his large purple helmet and started slapping david posey aggressively until she had a perminent mushroom maerk on her forehead
by tsaurpower March 21, 2003
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Overhead Helmet

Last night I had rough sex with Sue, but I forgot to use an overhead helmet, so I got her nasty herpes.
by tuskhusker292 September 04, 2010
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borracho helmet

A cowboy hat, as worn by a drunk (borracho) driver. A term coined by the California Highway Patrol (CHP) because a majority of all traffic stops of men wearing cowboy hats results in a DUI arrest.
aka. cowboy hat, stetson
"Did you see that guy weaving all over the road...? He was wearing a borracho helmet." said Darren.
"If you want to prevent getting pulled over too, you should take off your borracho helmet", I replied.
"I will only take off my borracho helmet after you take off your borracho helmet," he mumbled.
by JimbAround June 24, 2005
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Hair Helmet

When someone has a large amount of hair on there head and its natural shape is that of a Motorcycle Helmet.
by SouCo Mapos September 12, 2007
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roman helmet

The art of placing your hairy sweaty nutsack on a rivals forhead. Then going in for the kill slapping down of the penis on the nose assuring victory. Also known as the "ender to all wars." Technique: Usually alcohol related 1. find the victim 2. ready the forces 3. engage the nutsack with the forehead 4. Drape shaft on nose 5. claim victory
I gave a dog a roman helmet yesterday. Then something happened that I dont want to talk about.
by Harvey Wallbanger May 07, 2005
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Privacy Helmet

A product put out by Cinco, the Privacy Helmet is specially designed so that the user's roommate can have sex in his or her dorm room in complete privacy, while the subject using the helmet is still in the roommate's presence. The helmet emits a deafening sound and blinding mace in order to ensure the user does not sneak a peek at the sexual activity taking place in the dorm room.
I'll do you a solid, bro...you two can bang in the dorm, and I'll wear the Cinco Privacy Helmet.
by Herschaft May 14, 2010
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