purple headed yogurt slanger

Ones penis

That chick definitely wants my purple headed yogurt slanger.

by kfed34 June 15, 2010

Purple Headed Custard Spitter

Alternative name for a penis

For dessert I recommend my Purple Headed Custard Spitter

by BigVern December 8, 2010

Red-headed bowling ball

This occurs when a male inserts a a thumb into the vaginal cavity (also known as the "lucy") while sticking the index and middle finger in her anus.

It resembles a male using the woman's ass as a bowling ball. It is known to be popular with horny redheaded women in the North Carolina area.

Damn, I bowled a strike wtih that chick from Raleigh. She loves getting the red-headed bowling ball.

by Bri-Candy2 December 8, 2010

Well heeled

Wealthy, well to do, as in “John is a well heeled young man”.

The Coles are a well heeled couple.

by Donjuánitoeljefe March 3, 2018

Purple headed yogurt slinger

Nick-name for a penis.

She wanted the purple headed yogurt slinger....so she drug her boyfriend to the bedroom for some one on one action!

by Jimmy Callback January 25, 2020

Helmet-Headed

"I will find my helmet"

"Please do so you can still give me head"

"I will find my helmet"

"Please do so you can still give me head"
"Very Helmet-headed of you"

by ThisIsMeHelloLookAtMe December 14, 2022

icy purple headed super slide

The act of a girl eating a grape popsicle, coating herself in Icy Hot, and then giving dome to a man taking an ice bath. For best results eat more than one popsicle.

Also a game on coolmathgames.com

I heard Barbara gave Tom the “Icy Purple Headed Super Slide” after our Bible session yesterday.

by GaligayoGalilei February 25, 2021