The star character in the fan fiction “diary of a wimpy shirt,”” which was created by Tom Hanks in 2013 after a boweled misadventure. The headphone meister wears a pair of Turtle Beach headphones everywhere he goes, wreaking havoc and causing dysentery in people whom are not prepared for the sound cancelling powers of Beats by Dre
by Iknowwhatyouthink March 9, 2021

Headphones are things you can hear stuff with you can not so you can hear annoying people when using the headphones.
For my birthday I want headphones.
by Olioio March 3, 2021

When you always have headphones in, so you can´t hear what other people are saying, unless you want join the conversation.
Mike:"Shawn what do you think about the game last night?"
Shawn:" I think it was great, what about you Kyle?"
*Kyle is a shit, and cant hear because he is wearing headphones
Mike:" What a typical Kyle, always Headphoning"
Shawn:" I think it was great, what about you Kyle?"
*Kyle is a shit, and cant hear because he is wearing headphones
Mike:" What a typical Kyle, always Headphoning"
by Bobby Nikkaram October 3, 2019

When you're listening to music and you realize how cool it would be if you put the cord to your headphones across your forehead and make a Headphone Headband.
by Echostar November 14, 2011

when your headphones probably got water or some shit in them and now they make sounds that sound similar to the Five Nights at Freddy's cameras.
Damn bro my headphones are fucked, I think I spilled water on them.
for real man?
yeah they make weird static noises, i got them fucking fnaf headphones lol.
for real man?
yeah they make weird static noises, i got them fucking fnaf headphones lol.
by Moikey1306 December 23, 2021

*most quietest song ever plays on an iPod"
Diaima Ajsmfhfnfbrgifrbg:I have to turn up my headphones at full volume because this song is so quiet
Diaima Ajsmfhfnfbrgifrbg:I have to turn up my headphones at full volume because this song is so quiet
by thecharacterwannie July 11, 2022

by Annonomas100000000 November 30, 2021
