Hamish Singer

Very sexy man super strong and cool and plays guitar

Wow ur so fine ur like Hamish singer

by Eowzer bowzer October 17, 2025

Hamish Monie

Some bum who is similar to a leaf as he is 0.00001 grams heavy. He gets absolutely no bitches (-50 estimated) and his parents like to belt the shit out of him. He doesn't like to go out on a windy day because he will get blown away, that's why he can't get a haircut.

That guy is such a bum his name is probably Hamish Monie

by Jackson Theodore the seventeen March 27, 2022

dirty hamish

When your friend comes over and starts flapping your schlong under your desk

My friend came over and we performed the dirty hamish

by townerw August 26, 2024

doing a Hamish

A Hamish is both a sexual act and also a form of preemptive abortion. Rather than being inseminated and carrying a foetus to until child (see “Cum pet”) birth, one swallows the seamen. To get the full “Hamish” experience a red handkerchief is used by one of the parties, usually the receiver of the seamen.

I knew the guy I was seeing had a weird kink about cats and shoes, so when he was getting close I made sure there were no more pets to be involved and in between screams of pleasure yellowed out “ I’m not on birth control, how about doing a Hamish”

by Downieprincess December 1, 2024

Hamish

The best friend you could ever ask for. Always there for you to have fun and help. He can be dumb and stupid and good-looking but mostly there to be a kind friend. He is a gentle giant.

Hamish is my best friend he may be dumb and good looking but he is a gentle giant.

by EllBloomie August 26, 2021

Hamish

A man with a sizeable penis, good for fun nights with mennnnn, no women but no homo.

"Hamish, stop laying all these men at 12 am," said Alex

by Tinks_ August 25, 2019

Hamish Wales

A young boy, usually overweight and in most cases extremely gay

Wow, look at that guy over there he's definitely a Hamish Wales.

by Finbar Thompson August 22, 2021