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Ham sandwich

A sandwich that is made out of turkey from the newest animal named a haminal witch is a ham
That looked like a good ham sandwich
by Emily’s new animal August 6, 2023
mugGet the Ham sandwichmug.

Ham sandwich

Bruh... the girl I shagged yesterday had a MAD ham sandwich! Ate that shit like a damn snack though
by Imsouljahboy July 18, 2019
mugGet the Ham sandwichmug.

hood ham sandwich

When a female keeps a glock 45, nine millimeter, or any other small firearm in her vagina.
I pulled down her panties and found a hood ham sandwich. pussy
by BrendoWithTheExtendo November 28, 2017
mugGet the hood ham sandwichmug.

Ham Sandwich

Slang : when a guy prefers white women over women of Colour.
by Do megabytes September 2, 2022
mugGet the Ham Sandwichmug.

Abbys ham sandwich

A hot, beautiful, and beloved young lady who goes by the name Abby with delicate fat pussy. A pussy so irresistible it’s worth every minute of my time. The thing about Abby’s pussy is that I can’t seem to get enough of it no matter how much she makes me orgasm.
What did you have for lunch today?
“Abbys ham sandwich
Oh please
by Jenniflop November 18, 2023
mugGet the Abbys ham sandwichmug.

Ham Sandwich

Describing a person who is so dumb it is sad to say. Comparing his/her brain to a deli ham, which has no wrinkles or curves like the human brain does

Also, comparing ones skill, morals, or ideology to the quality of ham meat. Pork is bad for you & is basically a pigs butt & leg.
When the Lakers dramatically losing a game
Person: Man these mfs ham sandwich. These ain't the Lakers I watched before.
by Mizu_Mane April 14, 2022
mugGet the Ham Sandwichmug.

sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!

Only used in the direst of situations, when an extremely rude person is relentlessly insulting you. It is both a powerful offense and defense.
Tommy:'Did you hear what Sarah told Bob? She told him to sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'
mugGet the sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!mug.

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