Gonad gurdle

A condom

Always use a gonad gurdle during sex.

by Blake November 11, 2002

gurple

a feeling; to more than like but less than love.

When you are not ready to tell your other half you love them say, "I gurple you."

by Danielle Weinstein April 2, 2008

Low-Watt Gurgler

One who was hated by god, and smiten with spinal bifida or another disabling disease. Must now live life pushing themselves along blowing through a straw. Low-wattage refers to the memory and intelligence lost when their parent/parents tried to drown them as a baby to relive themselves of the pain of a cursed child. Gurgler comes from the sound of their throat spasming uncontrolably because they were abused as a child because they were such an easy mark.

My daughter came ou, and she wasn't just a little handicapped, she was a Low-Watt Gurgler in a high back chair.

by dvda gangsta' May 6, 2007

gurble

for those who say "bitch" way too casually. a random word that means bitch

OMG Caitlin that girl is such a gurble! I can't stand her!!!

by pineapplebum December 22, 2008

gurblegurble

This kind of person often changes his name to sodhouse than purple sodhouse for a total of 25 dollars.

Very racist and sexist

Often roasts pickles and calls his friends into killing themselves

If you see one of them, kill yourself immediately or call the military or a quarantine squad... ...or even George Bush!

"Hurry, take your suicide pills, he's coming" said the worried citizens.

"Wiener up the but, smoke the pipe of society, I smack emo kids with bibles in my backpack!!"

(que: heads of citizens exploding.)

Note: The previous terms used above are actually said by GurbleGurble

by Chi Rae Disk1 January 20, 2009

Gurkler

Trippin beyond the maximeezy of da hizzle on yo chizzlerizzle heezy Maxifacation TRIPPIN

Oh Em Gee Nick Is SUCH a gurkler

by AndiePantsx August 30, 2009

Gurgle Gut

The feeling you get in your gut/lower abdominal area just before uncontrollable, explosive diarrhea. Often accompanied by the sweats, a watery mouth and/or nausea and a feeling of panic. In severe cases you may also experience a shart or sharts with gurgle gut, prior to the explosive diarrhea.
Gurgle gut is often caused by poor diet or over consumption of alcohol.

"I was halfway to my door and all of the sudden I got gurgle gut. I couldn't get to my bathroom fast enough!"

"Jimmy sh*t his pants because he caught a case of gurgle gut from something he ate and couldn't get to a bathroom fast enough."

by FABAG74 December 31, 2012