An unintelligent and promiscuous female NHL hockey spectator who mindlessly cheers for the whiny, diving, princess-like antics of Sidney Crosby.
Unaware of what it takes to be a legitimate hockey spectator, they disgracefully fill seats of an arena, including those that the Pittsburgh Penguins are visiting. Not necessarily a native of Pittsburgh, they attend or view games with only the objective to get wet via watching his every move. When asked, they are incapable of listing the names of other Penguin players, unless they act similarly toward the equally despicable Evgeni Malkin.
Many of them are hot pieces of ass (which makes it that much more unfortunate) and are usually identified by a jersey or t-shirt with Crosby and 87 on the back. Nothing against the city of Pittsburgh, but it'd be suicidally painful to live in a city filled with these broads.
They are a disgrace to hockey and almost equally disgraceful of the faggot himself.
Unaware of what it takes to be a legitimate hockey spectator, they disgracefully fill seats of an arena, including those that the Pittsburgh Penguins are visiting. Not necessarily a native of Pittsburgh, they attend or view games with only the objective to get wet via watching his every move. When asked, they are incapable of listing the names of other Penguin players, unless they act similarly toward the equally despicable Evgeni Malkin.
Many of them are hot pieces of ass (which makes it that much more unfortunate) and are usually identified by a jersey or t-shirt with Crosby and 87 on the back. Nothing against the city of Pittsburgh, but it'd be suicidally painful to live in a city filled with these broads.
They are a disgrace to hockey and almost equally disgraceful of the faggot himself.
Synonyms: Crosby whore, Crosby slut, Crosby bitch, Crosby broad, Crosby fangirl
{During a Power Play that was caused after a Crosby dive; Crosby scores a goal}
Crosby Groupie in the stands: OH-EM-GEE! CROSBY, YOU’RE AMAZING, PLEASE LET ME SUCK YOUR DICK!
Guy #1: We were stuck sitting next to Pittsburgh fans in our own fuckin' building. It gets worse though, they were Crosby Groupies. And HOT!
Guy #2: What fucking sluts!
{During a Power Play that was caused after a Crosby dive; Crosby scores a goal}
Crosby Groupie in the stands: OH-EM-GEE! CROSBY, YOU’RE AMAZING, PLEASE LET ME SUCK YOUR DICK!
Guy #1: We were stuck sitting next to Pittsburgh fans in our own fuckin' building. It gets worse though, they were Crosby Groupies. And HOT!
Guy #2: What fucking sluts!
by The Joker in Bruges April 22, 2010
by Fade August 30, 2004
Groupie Pics are a picture of you and three or more people you've never met before. The opposite of selfies,- extroverted not introverted. It's a great way to meet people and put a smile on their faces! Look-up the Groupie Pics in your facebook search, and post a Groupie!
by WVUDave March 27, 2017
A phloom's ass kissing sidekick. The idiot who "feeds the troll" on message boards or takes the side of the douchebag in an argument. The phloom groupie mistakenly believes the phloom is cool, when in reality he is an assclown. Also known as a "phloomophile."
by Hafsemi Rafsanjani February 28, 2008
1.A girl who often exhibits overtly female douche-y tendencies thus leading them to sleep with douchebags.
2.Girls who define themselves through douche-like behavior and interaction with douchebags.
2.Girls who define themselves through douche-like behavior and interaction with douchebags.
Dude, you should have worn your pink polo and popped the collar. Then one of those Douche Groupies in the corner would be all over you.
by skudrudder August 16, 2009
a drunken derivation of goofy goober. If you're too drunk to be a goofy goober, you're a droopy groupy.
by Wizard Of Olz July 08, 2005
NBA groupies, the ultimate clout chasers, are those drop-dead gorgeous TikTok/Instagram vixens you just can't help but notice. These relentless seductresses have their eyes on one prize – to score big with an NBA player. Everything from the dog filter selfies to those scandalous OnlyFans snap-teases, it's all about hookin' and reelin' in these basketball legends!
Climbin' up the social ladder like a pro, their game plan is simple – get some baby daddy action or cash in on that fat wallet. But, hey, who doesn't love a little drama, right? These NBA groupies are the lifeblood of gossip columns and will surely leave no DM unslid. So, while they may not have the skills to dribble on the court, they sure know how to hustle off it!
Climbin' up the social ladder like a pro, their game plan is simple – get some baby daddy action or cash in on that fat wallet. But, hey, who doesn't love a little drama, right? These NBA groupies are the lifeblood of gossip columns and will surely leave no DM unslid. So, while they may not have the skills to dribble on the court, they sure know how to hustle off it!
by DARealLTG April 22, 2023