An unintelligent and promiscuous female NHL hockey spectator who mindlessly cheers for the whiny, diving, princess-like antics of Sidney Crosby.
Unaware of what it takes to be a legitimate hockey spectator, they disgracefully fill seats of an arena, including those that the Pittsburgh Penguins are visiting. Not necessarily a native of Pittsburgh, they attend or view games with only the objective to get wet via watching his every move. When asked, they are incapable of listing the names of other Penguin players, unless they act similarly toward the equally despicable Evgeni Malkin.
Many of them are hot pieces of ass (which makes it that much more unfortunate) and are usually identified by a jersey or t-shirt with Crosby and 87 on the back. Nothing against the city of Pittsburgh, but it'd be suicidally painful to live in a city filled with these broads.
They are a disgrace to hockey and almost equally disgraceful of the faggot himself.
Unaware of what it takes to be a legitimate hockey spectator, they disgracefully fill seats of an arena, including those that the Pittsburgh Penguins are visiting. Not necessarily a native of Pittsburgh, they attend or view games with only the objective to get wet via watching his every move. When asked, they are incapable of listing the names of other Penguin players, unless they act similarly toward the equally despicable Evgeni Malkin.
Many of them are hot pieces of ass (which makes it that much more unfortunate) and are usually identified by a jersey or t-shirt with Crosby and 87 on the back. Nothing against the city of Pittsburgh, but it'd be suicidally painful to live in a city filled with these broads.
They are a disgrace to hockey and almost equally disgraceful of the faggot himself.
Synonyms: Crosby whore, Crosby slut, Crosby bitch, Crosby broad, Crosby fangirl
{During a Power Play that was caused after a Crosby dive; Crosby scores a goal}
Crosby Groupie in the stands: OH-EM-GEE! CROSBY, YOU’RE AMAZING, PLEASE LET ME SUCK YOUR DICK!
Guy #1: We were stuck sitting next to Pittsburgh fans in our own fuckin' building. It gets worse though, they were Crosby Groupies. And HOT!
Guy #2: What fucking sluts!
{During a Power Play that was caused after a Crosby dive; Crosby scores a goal}
Crosby Groupie in the stands: OH-EM-GEE! CROSBY, YOU’RE AMAZING, PLEASE LET ME SUCK YOUR DICK!
Guy #1: We were stuck sitting next to Pittsburgh fans in our own fuckin' building. It gets worse though, they were Crosby Groupies. And HOT!
Guy #2: What fucking sluts!
by The Joker in Bruges April 22, 2010
Get the Crosby Groupiemug. by Fade August 29, 2004
Get the groupi lovemug. Groupie Pics are a picture of you and three or more people you've never met before. The opposite of selfies,- extroverted not introverted. It's a great way to meet people and put a smile on their faces! Look-up the Groupie Pics in your facebook search, and post a Groupie!
by WVUDave March 27, 2017
Get the Groupie Picsmug. A phloom's ass kissing sidekick. The idiot who "feeds the troll" on message boards or takes the side of the douchebag in an argument. The phloom groupie mistakenly believes the phloom is cool, when in reality he is an assclown. Also known as a "phloomophile."
by Hafsemi Rafsanjani February 28, 2008
Get the phloom groupiemug. 1.A girl who often exhibits overtly female douche-y tendencies thus leading them to sleep with douchebags.
2.Girls who define themselves through douche-like behavior and interaction with douchebags.
2.Girls who define themselves through douche-like behavior and interaction with douchebags.
Dude, you should have worn your pink polo and popped the collar. Then one of those Douche Groupies in the corner would be all over you.
by skudrudder August 16, 2009
Get the Douche Groupiemug. a drunken derivation of goofy goober. If you're too drunk to be a goofy goober, you're a droopy groupy.
by Wizard Of Olz July 23, 2005
Get the Droopy Groupymug. One who is obsessed with a band consisting of female members.
Usually overweight virgin men with neck beards, or angsty nerdy teenagers.
Usually spending all of their money on band merch or patreon accounts.
Fanticising about one day being in a relationship with the band members.
Dedicates Instagram posts to the band.
Usually overweight virgin men with neck beards, or angsty nerdy teenagers.
Usually spending all of their money on band merch or patreon accounts.
Fanticising about one day being in a relationship with the band members.
Dedicates Instagram posts to the band.
The Sugar-groupie quickly logged on as to not miss his VIP life stream with his favorite girl band. But first he must write them a heafty check.
by Christoph Glubag September 10, 2020
Get the Sugar-Groupiemug.