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Will Groom

ego is as big as the shit he takes in the bathroom whilst holding his blue raspberry vape
by ceoofcricketnsw September 8, 2022
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Trick grooming

A technician used by broke hoes to train potential suitors to take care of them.
I’ve been ‘trick grooming” these simps in my inbox for months now.
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Mr. Groom

Coolest teacher you’ll ever meet. Doesn’t like when you wear hats and can get peeved pretty easily. but still all around a pretty chill teacher. he may try to trip you in the cafeteria but it’s all in good fun. might throw your phone but it’s okay. nice shoes, hair is always slicked to the right
Student: i have mr. groom next year

other student: you lucky son of a gun!! he’s the best
by N1ckyPoo69 December 6, 2021
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Child Groom

He is her child groom
by 459395 March 8, 2022
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Grooming

Grooming is having a relationship with someone younger kissing someone is not pronounced grooming but for them to have sexual activity is grooming
Person:Zoe Laverne was grooming Connor
Friend: how?
Person: she had sexual activity with him
Friend:no your wrong grooming is having sexual activity just because she twerked on him and convinced him to vape isn't grooming neither is a kiss
by Pxpcxnrzi September 9, 2021
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blue groom

The matchmaker of the wedding who cooks good chicken rice and hacks up loogieless spit in the mornings
The blue groom attended the wedding
by Cockatail February 24, 2022
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Reckless Groom

A reckless groom is an individual who deliberately engages in an activity with the knowledge that it will have adverse consequences, thereby hindering their ability to fulfil their obligations, expectations, or attend an event. This behaviour is often motivated by the desire to provide a cover or excuse, even though they are fully aware of the potential negative outcomes.

**Term: Reckless Groom**

A reckless groom is an individual who deliberately engages in an activity with the knowledge that it will have adverse consequences, thereby hindering their ability to fulfill their obligations, expectations, or attend an event. This behavior is often motivated by the desire to provide a cover or excuse, even though they are fully aware of the potential negative outcomes.

**Example:**
An individual who is not interested in getting married organizes a bachelor party the night before the wedding in a remote location that is inaccessible by public transportation, thereby preventing them from arriving on time or at all.
Father of the bride. “Where was the bucks party?”
Friend “In another country.”
Father of Bride “how possibly could he get here on time? ”

Friend “He’s just been the reckless groom.”
by Wandering Photographer January 1, 2025
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