grape

Noun. A large, bruised, swollen pinky toe that takes on the semblance of a grape. This condition most likely to occur while drunk and barefoot on concrete.

Oh my god, you just stepped on my grape.
Eeep! I'm sorry, are you okay?
OWW! My freakin' grape!

by Xiana December 28, 2005

Grapes

what the fuck are you looking at the definition of grapes for you stupid fuck?

you should know what grapes are.

by AlexMichaelis September 3, 2012

graped

adj. the state of being high as a result of smoking grape ape cannabis.

"Man i'm graped! That grape ape is fuckin' dank!

by Uberganz August 19, 2008

grapes

A fruit, usually eaten with pancakes.

"You guys want some grapes?" - Prince.

by Richard Dean, Journalist April 19, 2004

grape

a greeting rapist, one who cops a feel when they say hi to someone

watch out for tom over there, he's a grape

by little timmy January 5, 2005

Grape

A word that only idiots have to look up because who the fuck doesn't know what a grape is

Person 1: "What's a grape"
Person 2: "Why the fuck are we friends"

by OuchOofMyBones June 3, 2018

grape

Another term used for marijuana when discussing it in front of parents

"I went to school today, and bought some grapes. I'm going to eat them tonight"

by Dr. Mc hot hot October 27, 2008