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Gooch

The small part of the body found between the balls and beginning of your arse crack.
"where is your Gooch???"
by jaaackem April 2, 2019
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Gooch

Also known as the taint. Tis the area between the nutticles and the crack. Many consider it to be holy and spiritual, if punched hard enough it can cause bowel movements.
Fodder: Hey.. This is a bit of an awkward question, but I've been having trouble going.. Ya know.. Number two... Could you give my gooch a nice hit?

Reginald: ANYTIME
by Tarzan of the jungle May 14, 2013
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garchomp

Arguably the best non-uber Pokemon in the game. The standard Garchomp moveset is:
Garchomp @ Yache Berry
Nature: Adamant/Jolly
EVs: 255 Atk/255 Spe
- Dragon Claw/Outrage
- Earthquake
- Swords Dance
- Fire Fang

With just one swords dance, this Pokemon is capable of OHKOing the vast majority of Pokemon and 2HKOing the rest of them. He has one of the highest attack stats of non-ubers and just enough speed to outrun Pokemon like Salamence, as well as a HP stat that is well above average. He only has two weakness and with a Yache berry, he can even overcome (in many cases) his 4x weakness to ice attacks. If you do not have a reliable Garchomp counter in your team, be prepared to lose a lot of matches, as it is, according to Smogon, the most overused Pokemon in the game. There has even been some debate as to whether he should be considered uber, as he really is that good.
Garchomp is sent out...
"Oh shit, not another Garchomp."
by tasman87 October 13, 2008
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gochu

a word for penis. see penis
that gochu is so hard!
Do you like the gochu joe? i never tried it, but i heard it was hot! lmao
by Anonymous January 6, 2003
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goocher

Freaky /creepy shit happens, but not necessarily a bad or negative thing..
When singing or humming a song, and then turning on the radio to find that very song playing.. Classic Goocher

Picking up the phone to call someone, only to have them call you before you even have a chance to dial.. Definitely a Goocher

E-mailing someone only to recieve an e-mail from them on the same subject seconds before you send yours... Now that's a Goocher

Was also quoted in "Stand by Me"
by Marc Lamanna January 5, 2005
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GOOCH

The area of skin on a male directly south of the balls but directly north of the asshole. Here you have the gooch.
Dude...my girl rubbed my gooch while she was blowing me...PHENOMENAL!!
by Gyno4rel July 25, 2017
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Gooch

The small part of the body found between the balls and beginning of your arse crack.
I wiped my arse a little too far and smeared shit on my gooch.
by Tony Balony the Phony October 24, 2018
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