Wachowie Goobie

A Wachowie Goobie is when you piss on the floor, grab your dog, and dance the yippee ki yay around your new piss

" Woah, Steven is doing the Wachowie Goobie"

by Wachowster August 28, 2018

goobie graber

A large hook or stick that is used to latch on to ones scrotum and cause extreme pain. Used in torture situacions

That little mutha fucka just got me with dat little fuckin goobie graber

by Shitty McShit April 1, 2005

gorgies

a group of gorgeous girls

That party will have a ton of gorgies there tonight.

by too chi June 8, 2009

goobies

Small, conical female breasts that are impressive despite their seemingly underdeveloped nature.

Man, I was watching FoodTV today - Rachel Ray has some Grade A goobies!

by da sword October 24, 2006

gorbies

1. 'gorbies': Joe and Jane average thrill-seekers who tell annoying stories about their 'near-death experience', when they fell out of their raft and took a mild thrashing in Phil's Hole. Gorbies are often found at trendy nightclubs in Toronto.

2. 'pro-gorbies': Kayakers who will pee on a cliff before hucking off it to give it the appearance of it being wet. 'Pro-gorbies' can be found eating greasy nachos at some dive in Ottawa (or maybe Thunder Bay), mocking people who live in Toronto.

"I don't paddle with gorbies unless they've bounced out of a raft and landed on my boat."

"Looks like gorbie mayhem in Phil's again..."

by Bobbie_K May 9, 2006

goobie snooberts

Whoever is named ryan is the moron of the group

That Ryan is a goobie snooberts.

by Koizu May 8, 2023

Goobie

A species made of hope and dreams. The Goobie is of an exceedingly sweet and loving nature and likes sleeping, rolling around, and cookies.

The other day I was totally bummed after failing my exam. Luckily for me, I encountered a Goobie in the hall and with all of its softness and fuzziness cheered me up! It also gave me a cookie.

by SuperFarty April 22, 2011