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Gin Diesel 

A heavy drinker, 'Gin Diesel' is the type of guy who comes round to your house, drinks your cupboards dry of seagers and then goes crusing in his car looking for hookers.

Once said hooker has been located, it is more than likely the Gin Diesel will bring the hooker back to your house, brutally rape them and then leave the decomposing corpse in your bed.

Sometimes referred to as a "Social Grendade' or 'Social WMD'.
"Wheres all my Seagers gone? And why is there a fucking dead hooker in our backyard?"
"Gin Diesel came over - seemed agitated about 'babe'"
"Jesus Christ! Burn my sheets and anything he touched"
Gin Diesel by Baaaabbbbeee December 26, 2008
Related Words
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gin whacking 

To do pretty much nothing while at work. To be lazy and/or accomplish nothing throughout the work day.
Bob is worthless as hell. He is always gin whacking around.
gin whacking by Word chaser August 23, 2009

gin and jewce 

A cocktail consisting of gin and Manachevitz or Mogen David kosher Concord wine.
It's Passover, so I ordered a Gin and Jewce. Gotta keep the traditions.
gin and jewce by NotActuallyJewish October 16, 2012

gin jockey 

A female Abouriginie fucker
gin jockey by Anonymous September 15, 2003

Gin in the Brita 

Anytime one thing is replaced with another. Originally invented as an April Fool's Day prank. Water can be removed from any container that holds it and replaced with gin, vodka or any other clear spirit. An unsuspecting person will pour a glass and drink it down. Hopefully that person will spit it out all over their large, heaving breasts or at least go to work at a pet store completely shit-faced.
Customer: "I think that salesperson is drunk!"
Store Mananger: "It's okay miss. His roommate put Gin in the Brita."
Customer: "Wow, Gin in the Brita. Gin in the Brita? Gin in the Brita is a fucked up idea!"
Store Manager: "By Jim!"
The art of bashing the 'gin' by best means possible. Bashing the gin has many meanings, but we say, in all things gin!!!
"Hey man, i've been to Gin Jitsu classes for 3 months, i've developed a healthy beer gut and i'm now skillful in "the 4 by 2 with nails" the "star dropper yielding 1 & 2" and i've learnt how to disarm three gins with broken flagons.
"No shit trev, where do i sign up?"
Gin Jitsu by Mark Cavanough October 26, 2007