Me: You should get back to work you monkey
Monkey slave watermelon eater: Ooga booga banana (edging)
Monkey slave watermelon eater: Ooga booga banana (edging)
by TheGreatBananaMan January 11, 2024

let's get back to the topic I chose to pick to argue my point despite everything else happening that says I'm wrong.
Shirley didn't kill him, she just pushed him off the cliff!!!
Well, pushing somebody off a cliff normally kills people...
Hey, why are you changing the subject?
She killed him, but ok buddy, let's get back to Rampart.
Well, pushing somebody off a cliff normally kills people...
Hey, why are you changing the subject?
She killed him, but ok buddy, let's get back to Rampart.
by jpf137 April 28, 2023

no
by skellington May 12, 2023

What you tell your sweetie as a "bribe" for his groaningly getting out of da warm comfy bed to perform some trivial task for you.
Hot chick: Honey, did you plug in my cell-phone charger before we went to bed?
Weary dude: Ummmm --- I don't recall.
Hot chick: Well, could you possibly go and check?
Weary dude: Ohhhhhhh... honeeeyyyyy... do I really haaaaaaave to?!?? I'm dead-tired, and I just now FINALLY got comfortable and warmed up!
Hot chick (apologetically): I know, darling, and I am so sorry to ask you --- how 'bout this --- I'll snuggle you when you get back, so that you'll get warmed up again quicker.
Weary dude: Uhhhhh... oh, all RIGHT, Sugar-Plum --- since you put it THAT way. You really know the magic words to bribe me, don't you?
Weary dude: Ummmm --- I don't recall.
Hot chick: Well, could you possibly go and check?
Weary dude: Ohhhhhhh... honeeeyyyyy... do I really haaaaaaave to?!?? I'm dead-tired, and I just now FINALLY got comfortable and warmed up!
Hot chick (apologetically): I know, darling, and I am so sorry to ask you --- how 'bout this --- I'll snuggle you when you get back, so that you'll get warmed up again quicker.
Weary dude: Uhhhhh... oh, all RIGHT, Sugar-Plum --- since you put it THAT way. You really know the magic words to bribe me, don't you?
by QuacksO December 10, 2023
