The act of climbing on top of a tall building or mountain, removing ones pants crouching down and furiously masturbating using Mentholatum Deep Heat Rub Cream as lubricant. Causing a fiery ,liberating act of public masturbation.
by Crusty radtastic February 5, 2018
Get the firery gargoylemug. The sexual act of furiously or aggressively preforming anal sex either using a penis or some other phallic object so deeply that the persons body and face tense up and convulse in a bout of agony and pleasure resembling a gargoyles stony posture.
Frank: So how did last night go with carol?
Ted: Well we started to bang and I thought I fuck her up the ass. I think I did it a bit to rough though.
Frank: Why do you say that?
Ted: Cause midway though she started to look like a happy gargoyle
Ted: Well we started to bang and I thought I fuck her up the ass. I think I did it a bit to rough though.
Frank: Why do you say that?
Ted: Cause midway though she started to look like a happy gargoyle
by Matthias The ''nat'' lover January 6, 2016
Get the happy gargoylemug. To coat your body in a thick layer of feces (potentially multiple layers for a healthy coverage) and stand on the ledge of a tall building, allowing the sky-high breeze to softly harden the exterior over time.
Person 1: Hey, you coming to Yoga tonight?
Person 2: Not today, pal. I've discovered a new way to like, totally zen the fuck out. You wouldn't get it. Consider me as somewhat of a Chocolate Gargoyle, although, I wouldn't expect you to understand, being a simpleton and all.
Person 2: Not today, pal. I've discovered a new way to like, totally zen the fuck out. You wouldn't get it. Consider me as somewhat of a Chocolate Gargoyle, although, I wouldn't expect you to understand, being a simpleton and all.
by guerns3ygargoil69420_leprevost October 9, 2023
Get the Chocolate Gargoylemug. by Young.Sullivan January 25, 2023
Get the Gre't Gargantuam Gargoylemug. Crouching ontop of a 1/6 barrel keg while pumping the tap and drinking from tap! I gargoyle keg stand.
by victimish February 2, 2019
Get the Gargoylemug. (verb) The act of vomiting and shitting at the same time, most commonly after a night of heavy drinking and questionable fast food.
I can no longer be friends with you because you gargoyled all over my bathroom during the Super Bowl party.
by wisest_wordsmith March 4, 2023
Get the Gargoylemug. When a black man shits onto a woman’s finger. Then as lubricant, the woman uses this finger to flick her bean and finger blast her g-spot.
Babe, Will you please butterfinger gargoyle me for Valentines Day this year? It would really turn me on.
by Peanut butter gargoyle April 7, 2024
Get the butterfinger gargoylemug.