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intercontinental ballistic missile gambit

The intercontinental ballistic missile gambit is a Chess gambit made by the Bosnian Ape Society. It is a variation of the tennison gambit. The intercontinental ballistic missile gambit is very effective, having a 99.9% win rate. The intercontinental ballistic missile gambit starts with a standard opening, Kings pawn to E4. Afterwards, any move black makes is considered a mistake. After black makes the blunder move, u put your knight to F3. If black played the Scandinavian defense and is now threatening your knight, move the knight to F5 to threaten the Pawn. White expects for black to play Knight to F6. After that, we will offer a pawn by playing D3. Your pawn is expected to be captured because your low on material. After he captures, you capture his pawn back with the dark squared Bishop. After that, any move that black makes will not be too severe to you. So, after black plays his move you will be playing knight F7. This will force black into capturing the knight with a king. After that, play bishop g6 to check black. Now, if u haven’t notice the king is forced to capture the bishop. After that, u will notice that the enemy queen is unprotected which is now the time u strike. You will proceed to launch a RT-2PM2 Topol-M cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile to attack black’s remaining pieces.
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Pulling a Danish Gambit

Pulling a Danish Gambit is a term that broadly means sacrificing something or someone for personal gain; Typically something that is not equal to what was sacrificed.

The "Danish Gambit" in the term references to the chess opening called "Danish Gambit", where white sacrifices two pawns for quicker development of his other chess pieces
- "Michael just broke his foot for 5 dollars because of a bet"
- "Why is he pulling a danish gambit like that?"
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Wife’s Gambit

Where a wife has to choose between giving a blowjob or having anal sex.
Last night I was faced with the wife’s gambit with my aggressive husband.
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A chess move so incredibly convoluted and confusing, which often is effectively a surrender, which is used to confuse the opponent.
Im going to use The Franco-Polo Offensive Gambit against eryk next time I play him in chess.
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Seald Gambit

-To unleash something at the perfect time by chance. Any earlier attempts would prove to be the wrong decision.
Or
-choosing to break open a locked position at a critical moment without being sure of the outcome, but it ends up working out.
"Don't break the seal man, once you start you'll open the floodgates!" Chad hassled me at the party. Little did he know, I was quite the master of the Seald Gambit. 50% of the time it works everything.
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Charles Gambit

When you gambit your Queen for a pawn
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Gambit G

Zesrac sie do rzeki, ale w taki sposob zeby dziewczynka obok stwierdzila i napomniala swojej matuli nastepujace slowa "Mamo, mamo patrz wegorz!". Sam autor przyznaje ze dlugi byl skurwysyn.
Widziales co on odjebal?

Znowu Gambit Gana byl robiony!
Ja pierdole.
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