cum-stained futon

A futon in the apartment (usually studio) of a loser who has no girlfriend and is always masturbating.

Kristen: Whew, I thought I might get pregnant the other night.

Jacinda: Why, what happened?

Kristen: I sat on Santosh's cum-stained futon when I visited him.

by SantoshGeorge January 13, 2009

Futonari

The misspelling of Futanari which is Japanese for hermaphroditism or androgyny, but is popularly known for dick girls in hentai and doujinshi.

Also sometimes confused with Futomaki which means "fat rolled sushi" or "Thicc roll" and is a thicker version of a regular sushi roll.
During Setsubun on Feburary 3rd, an event started in the Kansai region of Japan, it is called Ehoumaki "Lucky-Direction Makizushi" and is eaten in silence while facing the year's lucky compass direction.

What's your favourite tag?
I like Futonari.
Did you mean Futanari or did you mean Futomaki?

by Loli vampire 169134 January 30, 2021

fupon

Brand-name of womens' sanitary equipment geared towards particularly fat upper pussy areas.

Oh, dear. I forgot my Fupon coupon I guess I'll have to buy Pampers.

by Fatngassy May 17, 2007

futon alliance

A close association of video game players, assembled on a futon (or other seating device), formed to advance common interests by playing as team. Members of a futon alliance are loyal and trusting of each other; they will not act against other members of the alliance. Failure to act in accordance with terms of the futon alliance will result in a player being rejected from the coalition and henceforth being known as a futon asshole.

Rebecca, you better find Molly and destroy her player or else we will lose and you will no longer be a part of this futon alliance!

by uglysinglesclub December 25, 2008

Roommate's Futon Method

Any kind of sexual method, technique or activity that you are involved in, so long as it occurs on your roommate's futon without his/her prior knowledge and results in semipermanent evidence of said activity on said futon. (Whether accidental or not.)

This term is especially viable when used as though it were a safe-sex method.

"My roommate owes me a new futon. He used the Roommate's Futon Method with his girlfriend last night."

by The Masked Jellybean March 12, 2008

Fursona

An alter ego. Normally used in drawing to show ones 'true self.'

Dude, your fursona rocks!

by I.K. May 13, 2005

spinal fusion precursor

n. Any dangerous activity that might result in a broken neck. Originally used in radical skateboarding it is now used in everyday situations. Also a sexual euphemism.

.............................

I'm going to tell the boss where he can stick his stupid new ideas for productivity.

Have you given anyone a spinal fusion precursor before?

A couple of times, but don't change the subject.

by gnostic1 March 21, 2012