Beat A Furry Day

November 27 is National Beat A Furry Day

On that day you can beat up as many furries as you want.

Person 1: Hey its beat a furry day.
Person 2: cool, I'll get my base ball bat

by pluh man 420 69 March 23, 2024

Furry Illegal Day

July 1st, 2023
The day furries became illegal

Today is Furry Illegal Day, let's slash them!

by HungryRamona July 1, 2023

Kill a Furry Day

The holiday event begins on December 1st. All identified furry characters encountered during the event must be eliminated as part of the objective, failure to eliminate them will result in guaranteed retaliation after 5 minutes.

Kill a Furry Day

Person #1: "I see you, Mr. Furry."

Furry #2: Perishes.
(To perish: a formal or literary term meaning to die, often in a sudden or tragic manner.)

Person #0839: "Love you, furries."

Five minutes later...

Person #0839 was found dead, lying on the street. He, too, had been killed.

by Barcodificationism May 31, 2025

Beat a furry for ten days

You can beat a furry on February 10th through February 20th

man 1: yo bro its Beat a furry for ten days
man 2: bro no way it is

man 1: let beat some furries

by yes<.> February 8, 2024

Fuck a furry day

It is were you fuck a furry girl on April 10

The day is fuck a furry day

by semja9 May 1, 2023

Snuggle Your Anti-Furry Friends Day

On May 28th, you just try and hug, snuggle, or kiss all your guy friends, and most importantly... Your Anti-furry friends.

Most boys kissed becomes King Boykisser for the year

"D-DUDE-! GET OFFA ME THATS GAY-"
"But it's Snuggle Your Anti-Furry Friends Day~..."
"Shut up... your a furry..."
"Anddd...? You're an anti..?"

by Meeko Clockwell November 27, 2024

Beat a furry day

Beat a furry day is on the 27th of November, in which you can beat a furry and they can't fight back. The original was deleted by furries because they're snowflakes

"Son, it's 27th November, it's Beat a furry day"

by AF-209V March 21, 2024