its like seeing a dragon being fucked by a unicorn 

meaning something very rare, or impressive.

my skills are so good "its like seeing a dragon being fucked by a unicorn"

its like seeing a dragon being fucked by a unicorn by pizzaking May 4, 2011

fucked into a cocked hat

a situation that has been very fouled/screwed up

'So what could have been conducted in collegial atmosphere is now fucked into a cocked hat.' -- quote from the movie 'Ronin'

fucked into a cocked hat by Spastic Masturbator September 3, 2006

Cluckin for a fuckin 

Defined as a sex addict who has not received any for some time and shows the signs of withdrawal. Commonly seen as a person who will try sexual advances on several people at once, even if the person standing next to then just declined the advances.

A highly sexual person looking for next conquest in all the wrong places including:
1: Ex-Girlfriends.
2: Roommates or best friends other half.
3: Local slut.
4: Colleague during the Christmas party.
5: Ten to 2’s

Mike: Dude you have been out all night and you know you got the early shift.
Dan: Sorry mate I’ve been down the local bars searching for a midnight bike to ride.
Mike: Say no more, your just Cluckin for a fuckin.

Sue: We should not do this it’s not fair to Mike.
Dan: As long as we don’t tell him he won’t have to know.
Sue: your Cluckin for a fuckin and you ant getting it off me.
Dan: What’s your sister’s number and I’ll give her a call.

Cluckin for a fuckin by tomlizard September 11, 2009

you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog 

perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.

dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>

you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog by b4stard November 10, 2005

fucked without a kiss

to be treated roughly and abused, taken advantage of

I'm tired of being fucked without a kiss, I want a raise. She took all my money and left me with nothing, the bitch fucked me without a kiss

fucked without a kiss by Itsallgoodfun November 1, 2013

fuckass shithead fucker on a tuesday 

Why did you look this up???

Jeremy...why are you such a fuckass shithead fucker on a Tuesday

fuckass shithead fucker on a tuesday by Hi I'm bill May 13, 2018

Fucked By a Rusty Spoon 

#1. A phrase used to describe the resent or displeasure one has to perform a task or assignment. Used to make such a task given more painful or agonizing than getting fucked by a rusty spoon.

#2. A term of excitement, surprise, or awe.

#1a. I'd rather get fucked by a rusty spoon than go out with that chick.

#1b. Mom: "Daniel, take out the trash and clean the dishes!"
Daniel: "I'd prefer getting fucked by a rusty spoon than do that!"

#2. Brianna: "I won a trip to the Bahamas!"
Will: "Well I'll be fucked by a rusty spoon, that's great!"

Fucked By a Rusty Spoon by reditalia593 March 14, 2010