The most over looked city in Orange County. Most people who live in The OC haven't heard of it. For those who don't know, it is between Huntington Beach, Westminister, and Santa Ana. It is home to about 2 Starbucks cafes and 20 7-11's.
Fountain Valley is so small and lame that the town motto is: A nice place to live.
Yep, stolen straight outta Back to the Future.
Fountain Valley is so small and lame that the town motto is: A nice place to live.
Yep, stolen straight outta Back to the Future.
Person 1: I live in Fountain Valley.
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: In Orange County.
Person 2: Oh SWEET! You must be like, RICH!
Person 1: No. *punches Person 2*
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: In Orange County.
Person 2: Oh SWEET! You must be like, RICH!
Person 1: No. *punches Person 2*
by Islam Is My Friend September 02, 2005
by taz May 04, 2004
Having the female grab her ankles without bending her knees. Then give her a diet coke enema...as soon as the soda gets in her ass shove in a couple of mentos. The outcoming spray is the fountain of youth.
by 69eater July 25, 2009
by paesh March 06, 2005
A great band with great songs. Very underated by the general populace because people are too busy listening to hip hop.
Person listening to hip hop: Yo i neva heard of no fountains of wayne.
Person with good musical taste: That's cause your a moron
Person with good musical taste: That's cause your a moron
by doureallywanttono September 13, 2005
A large build up of semen, that can be sprayed over a female, like a fountain, by plugging the end with your finger.
by Steven Filby August 11, 2007
An object of great beauty and wealth. Similar to that of a Chocolate Fountain differing as it spews deliciously cheap goon from its summit. Goon Fountains are a highly sought after commodity usually evoking jealousy and other shifty personality traits in their provider. These character flaws can swell and cause said promises to disappear 'just like writing in the sand'. Many compare the promise of a goon fountain to that of the promised lands, wishing the god of goon would not renigger on his offering. In the past when said providers have gone back on their words they have gained many titles and criticisms including; forsaker of bonds, renouncer of ties and the dog without a tail. Someone who goes back on a promised goon fountain may also be referred to as a 'goon fountainer' or said to be 'goon fountaining' usually implying an act of betrayal greater than dogging.
Trusting Friend - Hey Dawg, how about that goon fountain?
Dawg - this goon is mine, all the way to the old fence line
Trusting Friend - Oh Come On! Ya Damn Jurk
Or
Person 1 - Did u hear about that jurk totally goon foutaining that guy the other day?
Person 2 - Yeah man it was fucked he bench pressed his entire family for messing up his hair
Person 1 - REAL!?
Dawg - this goon is mine, all the way to the old fence line
Trusting Friend - Oh Come On! Ya Damn Jurk
Or
Person 1 - Did u hear about that jurk totally goon foutaining that guy the other day?
Person 2 - Yeah man it was fucked he bench pressed his entire family for messing up his hair
Person 1 - REAL!?
by WhiteAlwaysMovesFirst May 30, 2013