Winning Formula

The act of ejaculating into a cup of baby formula and then performing oral sex on your loved one whilst he/she drinks it.

The wife was a bit annoyed that I'd gone for a few post-work beers with the boys, so I smoothed it over by giving her a winning formula.

by Nestradamus January 31, 2014

The Krabby Patty Secret Formula

It's the Krabby Patty Secret Formula. I'm not gonna tell you what it is.

Plankton: I've come for the Krabby Patty Secret formula!

Spongebob: Not after I crush your mortal shell and consume your soul.

Plankton: shit

by HalfOfaDoorframe October 7, 2020

The Hotdog Formula

When you design your customer’s experience in such a way that it ends up on a high note—think of IKEA customers looking forward for their favorite hotdog after they have frustratingly lined up to the check-out counters.

To get the customers to return, apply the hotdog formula to your business: offer them something positive, which would make them forget about any inconveniences they’ve experienced—put them in a positive frame of mind at the end of their shopping trip.

by MathPlus July 26, 2018

formula

A suped up Trans Am.

"Sweet Trans Am, Garrett!"
"Erhm...it's a Formula!"

"Is that your Trans Am out there?"
"No, it's a Formula!"

by platypusgirl October 10, 2004

fromulate

to dazzle in a manner that is outwardly pretentious yet empty

The cromulence of your embiggened vernacular has fromulated my mind with katzenjammer.

by Marzuki January 7, 2011

Quadricepticlateral Formulatical

The full name of the Quadratic Formula. Impress your teacher with the full name!

Teacher: Who knows the Quadratic Formula?
You: You mean the Quadricepticlateral Formulatical?
Teacher: Wow! You are amazing!

by themathwizbruh September 3, 2015

Wormulate

To wonder around aimlessly, without a purpose. To take an excessive amount of time while performing a task.

Instead of doing laundry, my wife likes to wormulate. Now I have no clean clothes.

by Wormula December 11, 2014