facebook forward

The common practice of displaying exceedingly attractive pictures of oneself on facebook or other online community; the pictures are often disproportionately flattering compared to the individual’s looks in real life.

Jeff agrees to meet Debbie after a month of online chatting. He's mostly motivated by her smoking hot online pictures. When they finally meet, she has 3 teeth (2 in her pocket) and an Adam's apple. She had obviously been putting her facebook forward.

by I Zineh February 21, 2008

Beer it Forward

Buying a stranger a beer, in the hopes that they in turn will buy a buy another stranger a beer (rather than paying you back). Commonly practiced on International Beer Day.

It's like Pay it Forward, but with beer:

"Don't pay me back, Beer it Forward."

by skyscotty July 9, 2009

cleveland fast forward

When one does a Cleveland Rewind and forgets about it. Then at a future date goes to wipe and gets his own poop covered paper.

I wish I hadn't been drinking when I tried that Cleveland Rewind cuz I just got the Cleveland Fast Forward.

by Maaatt123 February 13, 2008

Forfakezies

Not truthful, just playing around.

It was just forfakezies.

by Gabbazazzle July 6, 2008

Forearm Forklift

The act of getting a girl or partner on your forearms and screwing her while lifting her up and down like a forklift.

Henry: "Dude, i gave Rebbecca a forearm forklift last night my arms are so soar"

Ben: "damn dude at least you don't need to hit the gym tonight!"

Henry: "Hell yea!"

by Penguinvibes December 3, 2010

Forward Assault

A fucking dead game no one plays anymore because it's never getting updated and raped by Hackers

Forward Assault is ass

by omfgL March 22, 2021

Fail Forward

To persist, without a rollback plan, in the face of overwhelming odds and jeers from coworkers or friends.

I'm going to fail forward upgrading this laptop even if it takes night so I don't have to perform the lifelong task of restoring my iTunes library.

by SnarkyArtisan July 11, 2011