flustered pirate

When a man and woman are having intercourse, the man might feel over-dominant. When this occurs, he would whip out his schlong and beat the woman from head to toe with it, then cums on her face.

Also known as the flustered pirate.

John was laying his girlfriend, then got mad that she wasn't producing and turned into a flustered pirate.

by Notikk July 28, 2009

flucker

fly mother fucker

look at that flucker
that flucker is fine
i want that flucker in my bed

by ILIBIB May 22, 2009

fuckered

original derived from the game of euchre when one lost they were said to be fuckered. now its just a great word to use when things arent going well

my shitty internet is fuckered right now

by MarMyd June 29, 2007

Fuckered

To be really drunk and tired

Did you see how fuckered Margret was last night?

by probably drunk June 30, 2019

Fuckened

Next level fucked, God-tier fucked

Anybody, thing or place can be absolutely fuckened;

Heggy G: Yo shitsmith you look off your dial
Shitsmith: Matey, I am absolutely fuckened

by The Greentopper January 28, 2018

Pig flucker

When you get so drunk you remember having ovine sex but all you can stammer out is a slur that sounds like "I flucked a pig" "I'm a pig flucker"

Man, I got so wasted last night I flucked hella pigs.. Man, you are a serious pig flucker!

by Sicklickle February 27, 2013

cum flustered

When you get poured on with a load of cum all over your body.

Kratos: i went over to Nicky's house and believe it or not i like got soooo cum flustered by Tony.

Shadez: really, cause i dont care you dirtymuthafuka.

Nicky: not this story again...

by Shadez-inc. March 24, 2010