Flounder

Laying on top of another person (usually your loved one), making yourself as heavy as possible, to squash them under your weight.
Done to either show affection or punish someone for their derpy behavior.

She: *Tells silly joke*
Him: I'm gonna have to flounder you for that one.

by wurstle July 7, 2021

atomic flounder

The act of slithering, flopping and twitching your way into your partners vagina with your head.

Your mom's pussy is so loose, I pulled the Atomic Flounder on her ass!

by Atomic Flounder November 12, 2019

Flounder

A women with a vagina that tastes of fish.

Guy 1: "How was Amanda last night?"
Guy 2: "She was nasty, quite a flounder I must say!"

by John Herald Savage October 11, 2016

Invisible Flounder

After a hard sweaty work out you scratch your balls. A few minutes later without thinking about it you sratch you nose getting a wiff of something that smells like a dirty gross vagina. Now without realizing it your primal instinct kicks in and you get somewhat turned on by this smell of rotten vagina and you feel extreamly dirty becuase it's actually your ball sweat.

I just got the Invisible Flounder... i've got to take a shower.

by tunner July 13, 2007

pounding the flounder

For one to have intercourse with a third-wheel.

John should have a sweet night, said he'd even have a go at pounding the flounder! Prim 👌

by TheFlameBurnsWickr September 1, 2016

Beastly Flounder

One of the coolest most beastly guy on halo 3, second only to anhad

dude i just met the coolest guy on halo 3

was he anhad?

No...

OOOOHHHH it was Beastly Flounder wasnt it

Yeah howd u know?

i met him last week

by Jebuz the dan man March 13, 2008

Flounder

A girl or guy whose eyes are too far apart who end up looking like a flounder
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I bet no one has ever been able to sneek up on that flounder at the bar

by Madam kamay September 18, 2017