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Flat as Kansas

a woman with small breasts "mosquito bites" could be considered as flat as the state of Kansas
Lynn is as flat as Kansas
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flat clicker 

it’s a 2D plane that glows
it’s a motion stabilisation plateau

you put a laser on it but it doesn’t come with a laser
a.k.a. a mouse pad
Customer: I'm looking for a flat clicker
Worker: I'm not sure of what that is
Customer near yelling: A FLAT CLICKER!!!!
flat clicker by his_mum August 8, 2019

Flat Earther 

One who lacks the most important organ, a brain. One who believes that the Earth is Flat, and that space doesn't exist and is just a 'dome' around the Earth and everything is a lie told by the government.
Guy 1: How do u feel about Flat Earthers?

Guy 2: I feel that all Flat Earthers should be sent up in a rocket, and ejected into space, so their last sight will be a Spherical Earth in Space.
Flat Earther by Sur7 January 25, 2019

Flat Earther 

One who is mentally retarded in the head, was dropped as a child and snorts crushed up panadol.
Flat Earther by FrogBoot May 5, 2018

flat stick 

flat out, busy, unable to stop, lots on your plate. the busiest of the busy and too busy to stop and do the little things.
Bob: "Dude, did you get that email?"
Jon: "Nah bro, I'm flat stick!"
flat stick by Vi3tnow April 4, 2009

Flat Earther 

Guy1: That guys a flat earther.
Guy2: You mean a dumb ass
Flat Earther by Skin Ne Penis February 22, 2018