Flashbang

The flashbang is when you go down on someone after eating some spicy food and it sets her/his va-jj/cock on fire. This is sometimes done by accident after drunken encounter at Buffalo Wild Wings but can also be done intentionally by filling your mouth with hotsauce if your eating a dick/pussy you don't want to eat again.

Medic: How can I help you today young man?

Pvt Dicks: My goddamn dick sausage is on fucking fire doc, I can't take it!

Medic: Oh my god... You've been flashbanged son! Nurse I'm going to need a bag of ice, a bottle of Jergens and a copy of Backdoor Hussies 3, stat!

by Poodle-Slayer Kitten-Rider July 31, 2016

Flashbang

The act of sperm sharking a woman or man in the eye(s) then punching them in the face.

"Did you hear about Melody? Apparently she got flashbanged by a weird man in the park."

by Shonito May 24, 2018

Flashbang

When a white bitch gets a facial during a gangbang and can't see

Chad: Hey beautiful, How was your night
Robert: well I walking down an alley then i got flashbanged

by BustOnHerLip February 18, 2019

Flashbang

The short term you shout whenever you flash someone in public and bang them as they're still flashed and stunned.

Me: "Flashbang!" *Flashes someone*
Someone: *Is flashed and stunned*
Me: *Bangs them*

by VipKing December 17, 2019

Mexican flashbang

Sour cream covered tortilla slapped on someone’s face

I just Mexican flashbanged Carlos

by Blade15161656 January 4, 2022

Flashing Off

To show off. Behaving in a way that draws attention to yourself, or to make yourself look good in order to boost your ego.

Look at that guy flashing off his new overpriced Red Monkey jeans. He even kept the price tag on his pants. What a dick!

by TheBX41 October 31, 2012

The Flashing Bang

When your girlfriend or wife is waxing her vaginall pubic hairs, you procede to bang her in the asshole.

"My wife was so clean yesterday when I did the Flashing Bang to her! It was awesome!"

by Aliendest November 21, 2011