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flanf

Flanf can be used to describe a person who is good looking and charming.
It is mostly used as a suffix 'y' making it Flanfy.
You're looking very flanfy today!

My how flanfy you are!

Looking very flanf today!
by Cat sniffer January 5, 2010
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fafffing

Fucking Around For Fucking Forever. Describes the phenomenon of a group of people getting together to go out, and the interminable wait to get everyone and everything ready to embark on such endeavor.
We're all ready to go to lunch but he is always fafffing around on the computer or the phone when it's time to go.
by E305$ September 15, 2009
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faffalo

A spin off the world faf, which means fuck ass fail. Used to describe people who are terrible at doing something, or people who are just plain stupid. Like, you shun them, stupid. FAF can also mean fat as fuck, or fat ass fool.

Sounds like the word buffalo.

When you hear the song buffalo soldier by Bob Marley, you can sing the words as
"Faffalo (_insert name here_), fuck ass failure, faffalo (name), is the (queen/king) of the faffalos."
"OMG that girl Yagzel thinks she's got the stuff since she's a lesbian anorexic. She's such a faffalo!"

"Omg our teacher Ms. Sternandez is such a faffalo!"

"Nicki Finaj is such a faffalo! She definitely got a boob job!"
by slyslyde August 1, 2013
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Fluff the plums

Big Country saw a hot bitch in the pizza shop and was gonna go home to fluff the plums.
by Ass bag September 30, 2016
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Fluff Wank

A quick wank of the cock performed to move the penis from a flaacid or semi-hard state to full on erection for penetration.
During foreplay with Rachel, Roger only achieved a semi so she gave him a quick fluff wank and got it so hard a cat couldn’t scratch it.
by Eaton Holgoode January 6, 2018
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Faff King

To completely waste time and to never finish a simple task and ignore the others around you.
"Hey Andrew can u help me upstairs"
"sure thing just finish this"

PROBLEM IS ANDREW NEVER FINISHES ANYTHING
WHY AREN'T YOU THE FAFF KING OF THE DAY
by urbankat11 February 1, 2018
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FLFF

Fucking Little Fragile Fuckers, an alternative to calling someone a snowflake

Pronounced "Fluff"
This grown ass man is a FLFF.
by MagicMeow June 27, 2019
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