Citric Flaccid

The state a guys penis is in after being squirted with the juice of a citrus fruit. This sometimes happens purposely to eliminate and annoying erection.

-Dude, why are you crying?
-My erection has lasted about 3 hours, so my only choice was to make it Citric Flaccid with this lemon I found.
-That must have stung pretty bad.
-Ya, but at least my erection is gone.

by hesgotjokes April 13, 2011

Flaccid Assassin

A man that gets a sexual thrill off of blood and gore

Guy 1: "What're all these pigs doing here?"

Guy 2: "Heard the guy was a Flaccid Assassin

by CloudMr February 13, 2014

Flaccid

My fucking dick was soft okay?

My dick is flaccid after seeing my moms breast

by Busterluster November 12, 2019

Flaccid

Describes a rolled 20 in Dungeons & Dragons that was not a natural 20

DM: What did you roll?
Me: A flaccid 20

by IDKlol1776 November 14, 2019

flaccid whip

when you whip your flaccid penis across another's face/body/etc.

yo man last night this girl was being all grabby on my junk so I just pulled it out and gave her that flaccid whip

by cyanid369 May 15, 2020

Flaccid

Lacking in strength, firmess or resilience. A person displaying weakness or lack of resolve.

That flaccid bastard isn't coming out tonight. You're being such a flaccid tonight.

by Miskina November 25, 2017

Flaccid

Fresh, clean, snazzy, just a way to describe someone who's lookin fresh

Whats up, lookin flaccid my guy

by Namdaman007 November 16, 2021