drunk-fu fighting

pretending to be a kung fu fighter while drunk

1) 'hoy yaaa'.' hey quit drunk-fu fighting'

2) singing while drunk ♫ 'everybody was a kung fu fighting'.

by wu chang August 16, 2010

PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIA

Pluh

person 1: PALINDROME OF JULIUS CORNELIUES'S DEATH AND HIS REBIRTH PART OF THE PLAYSTATION HITS AND CORNELIUS EATS CHICKEN TENDERS FROM MCDONALDS SINGAPORE AND UKRAINE IS STILL FIGHTING RUSSIA ON 8/24/23 YES YES YES CHICKEN BURGER PLEASE IM HUNGRY SINGAPORE ASIA

person 2: pluh

by pluh 🗣️🔥🔥 August 24, 2023

chode fighting

Similar to cage fighting, but in this case it includes the use of chodes to whack each other until the other one needs chode cream to protect their chode from dehydrating, as in the case of rubbing on chode poison.

For my elective choice in the 9th grade I picked chode fighting, so i could slap coach g across the face with my chode.

by chodessasd January 9, 2009

The Fighting Card

A challenge to fight. Usually used in an argument as a last resort, when one is left without any further intelligent retorts.

An example of someone pulling the fighting card a little too soon:

A: I don't like your t-shirt.
B: I don't like your face.
A: What the hell?
B: Dumbass.
A: You wanna fight!?

by Ricetallsoft July 24, 2009

tongue fighting

When two people are making out but both are trying desperately to achieve control.

Davis broke the vase while tongue fighting his girlfriend but at least he dominated her.

by Fuckbo1 April 5, 2017

ghandi fighting bears

Ghandi's got some slick moves but them bears look pretty confident.

Quick! Get the camera! Ghandi just punched a grizzly!

by wysiwyg August 12, 2004

Dick Fighting

To engage in phallus to phallus combat. When doing so with a partner while fully erect, Parisian Dick Fighting is conducted similiar to a fencing match. Asian Dick Fighting connotes to use of a semi-flaccid penis whipped about like one end of a nunchucko.

Dick Fighting with an unwilling combattant is generally chargeable as sexual battery.

Ex 1) Set in a public restroom

Bruce: (pantless) I challenge you to a round of Dick Fighting! EN GARDE!

Steven: (urinating) JESUS CHRIST!!

Ex 2) Set in Wang's bedroom

Wang: I'm bored. How about some Dick Fighting?

Chung: OKAY! (whips dick out and cock slaps Wang in his face, leaving a crimson mushroom bruise.

by Tiestofan25 October 22, 2010